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Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

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A collection of funny items from the antiques roadshow | weird little puppet Worst Thing Could Find $0.05-$0.06

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ask reddit, funny, 2020, quarantine, pandemic, funny comments, clever, witty reply, covid-19, alcohol, funny threads, reddit thread | r/AskReddit u/ggfchl go up bartender and tell him Make 2020 drink does he make? snowballer918 6h 14 Awards Pours everything 's spilled on bar mat into shot glass.

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funny dad jokes | can't remember write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.

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A collection of loopholes that people were able to successfully exploit for years | BarnabyMoose 1d 8 4 Awards high school, our p.e. grade based on improvement took skills test at beginning and another at end and grade based on much improved. So, once learned always sucked at first test and then did miraculously better at second, so had massive "improvement" and thus better grade.

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funny mad lads playing by their own rules | GingerKittyCat @kittycattwitch finally asked my grandpa why so many his books were wrapped duct tape. His response tape covers so looks like bible and can read during church. | scruched This lawnmower cost way too much be only cutting grass finna ride Subway

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funny moments and jokes that are technically accurate | order prepare his role Space Jam 1996 actor Michael Jordan played nine seasons professional basketball and won three national championships. | MOUNT RUSHMORE BEFORE CARVED Its natural beauty unpresidented.

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Funny tweets, twitter memes, lol, relatable memes, humor, dating, tinder | Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan on tinder: Sorry can reschedule tonight know 's last minute but totally forgot l'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all meeting

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Funny Tumblr posts | idiopathicsmile Follow Not sure explain but April quarantine content had distinctly different feel than August quarantine content silvermarmoset Follow april gonna do so many projects counting squirrels! banana bread! august: burn down government

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A collection of rare insults that deserve extra points for being so clever | He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs Vitas | Listening Kanye is like sorting by “new" on shower thoughts subreddit

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A collection of comebacks that were too clever for their own good | They think haircuts are un-American Well very observant them because aren't American, actually The Beatles | Boomers: Why are there holes jeans rip those yourself? Gen Z: Why are there holes ozone rip those yourself? Millennials: laughing Leo Dicaprio

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funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it

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wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.

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