Criminally Dumb Criminal

Your Probation Officer Has Been Notified

There's No Good Angle on This Alleged Criminal

He Thought Spraypainting His Face Would Help Him Hide From the Cops. Wrong.

There's a Serial Car Pooper in Akron, Anybody Have Any Leads?

A Trio of Teens Thought They Scored Some Coke, They Found Out the Wrong Way it Was Ashes

A South African News Crew Gets Mugged on Air

This Man is Wanted by the Police, but Let's Hear His Side of the Story

Meet the Criminal Who Had the Honesty to Put Down "Drug Dealer" as His Occupation

An 82-Year-Old Woman Gets Busted Trying to Steal the "Sexiest Fantasies" Perfume

But I Mean, Who HASN'T Done This?

Three Men Are Under Arrest for Stealing a Safe... With Nothing in it

Pro Tip for Robbers: Don't Try to Shake Down Someone Faster Than You

This Robber Plays Dead When His Burglary Goes Awry. Brilliant or Stupid?

If You're Going to Deliver Meth by Drone, Keep it Under Six Pounds

Pro Tip: Sober Up BEFORE Trying to Rob the Liquor Store

You Almost Have to Admire the Guts of This Woman Being Able to Shoplift Using Her Dress