Criminally Dumb Criminal

Why You Don't Annoy the Man With the Police Helicopter

You Bring the Criminal, We'll Bring the Cameras

They Came to Rob Her Store, but She Was Armed With a Deadly Water Bottle

The Biggest Tom Brady Fan (Based on Tattoos at Least) is in Jail on Narcotics Charges

Here's Some Criminals Who Are Really Terrible at Their Jobs

A Woman Turned Herself in to the Authorities so They Would Remove Her Unflattering Photo From Their Facebook Page

This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

The Most Australian Crime Ever Committed

This Guy Pulled a Carjacking at a Valet and it Looks Straight Out of GTA

Classic: The Thief Who Thought of Everything... Except Cutters

This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

The Song That Plays on This Car Radio During a Failed Robbery is More Than a Little Ironic

Where Should You Post Evidence of You Serving Alcohol to Minors? Facebook, of Course!

A Felon on the Run Gets Caught After Winning a Doughnut Eating Contest... at an Event Full of Cops

"That's Weird, Now I Hear Sirens"

This is Easily the Saddest Mugshot Ever