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16 dog dating profiles | thumbnail left dog with leaf "The first thing people usually notice about me MY LEAF. I spend a lot of time thinking about MY LEAF. DONT LOOK AT MY LEEF. DONT TOUCH MY LEEF. DONT. ITS MY LEAF. IT'S MINE. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MY LEEF. The six things I could never do without MY LEEF." thumbnail right dog wearing sunglasses "My self-summary cool dog looking for other cool dog to lick my tail from bottom to top."

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People Expose The Absurd Things They've Seen Proudly Written On Dating Profiles| thumbnail text - -helpwanted · 11h "Im looking for all the fun and excitement of a secret lover screams "I'm married."

People Expose The Absurd Things They've Seen Proudly Written On Dating Profiles

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Patrick Halloween @lunch_enjoyer lotta girls on dating apps got “rn at hospital" in their bio and im just like damn im sorry to hear your in the hospital right now, i hope you feel better 7:16 PM · Oct 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

12 Funny Dating App Tweets That Confirmed Dating Apps Are Useless

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Priya @toomuchkohl it's 2021 you can stop putting "the office" in your dating app bio please 11:52 AM · Oct 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

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Tinder Exchanges That Made Us Crack Up This Week

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Eli Slow ... @cradleybooper69 I have swiped left on dating apps purely for the wrong use of "your" and "you're". You have to be extremely cute to get away with that. 8:52 PM · Sep 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Dating App Tweets That Made Us Steer Clear

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - jo (and also the cat) @jojipaints ... Matched with this guy on a dating app who said he's bilingual. I asked him what other language he speaks and he replied, "Sarcasm." Gonna go drink about it. 4:37 PM · Sep 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of Funny Dating App Tweets

People Expose Dating App Bios That Are Guaranteed A Left Swipe| Thumbnail text - transcendentseawitch • 17h A picture of him holding up a fish that he caught is a pretty instant left swipe for me. G Reply 1 830 3 ...

People Expose Dating App Bios That Are Guaranteed A Left Swipe

Women Reveal Dating App Bios Which Make Them Roll Their Eyes| thumbnail - clumsyc 1 month ago "I take care of myself and I like girls who do the same" aka no fatties.

Women Reveal Dating App Bios Which Make Them Roll Their Eyes

Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit

People Reveal The Wildest Messages They Ever Received On Dating Apps

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Woman Calls Out Bossy Tinder Date In Amusing Thread

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Jessica Phillips @j_phillips1 A man on a dating app felt the need to tell me because I'm 27 and a woman l've only got a maximum of 5 good years left dating, but because he's a man he'll only get more attractive with age. I said not if his hairline keeps receding. He unmatched me. I win 9:30 PM · Aug 27, 2021 from Wales, United Kingdom · Twitter for Android

This Week's Top Dating App Tweets

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