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Uber Eats banner that says "Be prepared to meet Jesus outside" with caption that reads, "Did Uber Eats just threaten me??"

Judgment Day Is Here

Funny comic about uber eats.

Truth

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First guy texts his friend that he only ate one "nasty apple things" with a photo of a salad with radishes on the side; friend texts back that they are radishes, not apples, and the first guy says they are "mini dirt apples"

That's A Better Name For Them

Caption that reads, "My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food 'cause 'ain't nobody help'" above a pic of a mom surrounded by plates of food that she made

Savage Mom

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This Restaurant Brings a Giant Teddy Bear To Your Table If Your'e Dining Alone

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Caption that reads, "When someone takes the last slice of pizza" below a pic of a sculpture of a baby putting its hand into a man's mouth

GIVE THAT BACK

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Caption that reads, "People who only eat two slices of pizza and say they're full" above a pix of Jennifer Lawrence looking disgusted

F*cking Weirdos

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Tweet that reads, "I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, 'Man, Budapest is going to love this.' They asked who Budapest was. I said, I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY,' and that's when they stopped calling me son"

Disowned

Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"

Has A Nice Ring To It

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13 Worst-Case Scenario Christmas Dinner Fails To Ease Your Holiday Stress

Tumblr post that reads, "Sensible part of your brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container; Overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now"

It's A Struggle Every Night

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14 Bizarre Bits Of Trivia You Never Knew You Needed To Dominate Holiday Dinner Table Talk

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People on Twitter Are Debating whether To Bring Up Politics At The Thankgiving Dinner

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