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Scammers Threaten Apex Police Captain With Arrest

Customer demands extra jam in donut, and the donut explodes all over them | Posted by u/MPX73 1 day ago Oh fill donut, lady oc s Backtrack 1987. Times were good, jobs were plentiful and little 14yr old walked into job as bakery assistant. Even 4.30am starts didn't put off rolled every Saturday morning and worked like trooper. About two months someone complained about their donut not having enough jam wasn't responsible this, but lady having none and demanded new one, full this time, not like las

Customer Demands Extra Jam, Gets Weaponized Donut

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Ridiculously overpriced products | patchyj 1.5k points 4 days ago couple years ago, Mark's and Spencer Food high end supermarket UK, tried selling "Cauliflower Steak" which thick slice cauliflower 2.50 covered plastic could literally buy whole cauliflower same row bit further down 40p. They were crucified hilarious

Absurdly Overpriced Stuff People Have Seen

Entitled mom wants wall painted for free and doesn't get it | would cost about £65 just on travel cost alone £100 is my time Il do £65 And 's be being nice should be more than enough just paint some flowers on wall

Entitled Mom Demands Art for Cheap, Doesn't Get It

Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she

Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

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Kid crashing his bike into some garbage bins sounds like the drum part to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight"

Kid's Can Crash Syncs Perfectly to "In the Air Tonight"

funny "you had one job" fails | ironic misaligned store sign that spells alignment | crooked and overlapping road marks markings

Self-Defeating "You Had One Job" Moments

Guy tricks dog into eating it's regular food.

Dude Tricks His Picky Dog Into Eating

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funny, stupid and clever puns | PARTS MAINE CANADA HIGH MAINE St. John Presque Isle Mt. Katahdin Presque Isle APPALACHIAN MTS. MIDDLE Mt. Katahdin MAINE NEW AINE Penobscot YORK Kennebec Eastport Bangor Lo mein Low Maine | Four Keys Success S U CE keyboard

Dumb and Clever Puns to Feel Stupid About

Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."

Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

funny facepalm dumb fails | Classifieds Tạp here turn off notifications this post Starry Night, Van Gogh 20.00 391/4" x 27 1/2" Posted 5h ago B and 15 nearby Thank Reply 5h Is an original? Thank 5h ago am unsure if are serious. 3 Thank Add reply..

Facepalm Moments of Monumental Dumbness

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Funny design fails, weird images, more questions than answers, cursed images | MEN BECAUSE MEN WOMEN ARE ALWAYS LEFT RIGHT | toilet paper roll hidden inside a cabinet by a toilet

Weird Fail-Filled Images That Left Us With Questions

Story of customer dad who wants to use unusable prop go kart | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/N1k1B1kle 1 day ago Guy wanted Go Kart" oc M This happened about 3 years ago worked at an underground go karting area worked as an controller, so sold tickets and controlled races (meaning stopped and started races one busiest Saturday nights rushing around with tickets and controlling races. My Marshalls are running around and trying make sure races run smoothly. This one family comes and bought 2 t

Customer Demands to Use Engine-less Prop Go Kart

ugly, strange, weird and stupid design fails | woman in a green snakeskin outfit carrying a regular purse inside a clear plastic purse | curtains that are white at the top and yellow at the bottom that look like cigarettes

Stupid, Ridiculous and Weird Design

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Tumblr thread says that hot dogs are a kind of taco | haha-cluck cadaverkeys Follow REI tilthat Follow TIL about unifying cube rule theory claims settle not only Is hotdog sandwich question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow Cube Rule Food idiutifying dishes lbaved on starch locations 3 Toust Sandwich Taco Soyp/S. fud w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone | an bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts hotdog not sandwich category, but taco area. runcibility Follow mean

Tumblr Thread: Food Cube Asserts that Hot Dogs are A Kind of Taco

Funny dank memes about 'my last brain cell' | My last two brain cells at 1 am trying find long side blanket: Made by u/-somethingnotfunny- Mike Wazowski Monsters Inc. genetics unit general biology vs my last brain cell BUS STOP

Sixteen 'My Last Brain Cell' Memes For When You Just Cannot Brain