funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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a funny twitter thread about taking your dogs to the bar with you | thumbnail includes text saying 'Can just say had best night my life taking my dog out dinner and drinks and 100% will be happening again xxxxx'

People Are Taking Their Dogs With Them On A Night Out And It's Incredible

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

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Funny mistakes, facepalm, fail

Humorously Daft Misconceptions From People of All Ages

a silly thread about why you need to adopt a duck | thumbnail includes text saying 'my first date?'

16 Duck Tweets That Are Pretty Persuasive

an awwdorable twitter thread about cats hogging the bed | thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'Permission to nap on my bed-- denied' and 'I can relate'

Cute Cats Deny Hooman Pur-mission To Sit On Bed

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14 tweets of delivery driver pictures of customers | thumbnail picture of woman leaving front door to pick up food, twitter text "SarahFatemicomedy @SarakiJoon MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY 9:13 PM - Dec 6, 2021 from Los Angeles, CA - "

Delivery Drivers Upload Terribly Unflattering Pictures Of Customers To Confirm Delivery, Internet Laughs

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

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Funny three part twitter story from @sixthformpoet, classic twitter thread, tweets, funny tweets, wholesome, love, death, visiting father's grave | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER 11:52 09/06/2019 Twitter iPhone 175K Retweets 392K Likes

Wholesome Twitter Story Is A Whirlwind Of Good Deeds & Humor

twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text -  Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

12 animal tweets | thumbnail "Tatty Hassan @tattyhassan ... Urgh adulting is so hard. Deciding whether you're making the right commitments or not, planning your next steps to align with other things / commitments that you have in life. I just want to be a cat. 3:19 AM - Dec 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 12.2K Retweets 190 Quote Tweets 13.2K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

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Funny Things That Feel Wrong But Are Technically True

villain origin story tweets | thmbnail text -high king margo @margo_higgs ... END GUN VIOLENCE a girl in one of my classes referred to gimme gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) as "a song from mamma mia" that we might recognize because "it's big on tik tok". this is my villain origin story. 6:20 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Reveal What Their Villain Origin Story Would Be

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a humorous thread about a cat saved from a burning building who looks mildly annoyed | thumbnail includes photo of the cat looking upset and text 'I think he started the fire'

Cat That Looks Outraged At Being Saved Steals Twitter's Heart

tweets about twenties| thumbnail text - irene anna ... @enerianna the swiftie urge to become a cat lady in my mid twenties 3:39 AM · Dec 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Ten Truthful Tweets About Being In Our Twenties