funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, funny twitter, nostalgic, olive garden, sizzler, pizza hut, fast food, restaurants, kids, food, funny, back in the day | John Crist @johnbcrist What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn't that nice?... | O @robertcaruso • 23h Robert Caruso Replying to @johnbcrist Old-school Pizza Hut, where you sat inside Of a Hut and were served Pizza or fetched it from a hot bar, was good. It was a pure and good place.

Twitter Thread: People Recall Chain Restaurants They Thought Were Super Fancy As Kids

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Funny tweets about Costco | thumbnail text - ThomasWoodenRailway @TWRailway ... Me coming up with disguises so I can get more free samples at Costco

Tweets That Demonstrate Costco's Ability To Reign Supreme Forever

Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

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An Array of Random Memes and Funny Internet Things

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Wholesome and happy memes and posts

Happy & Heartwarming Posts For Restoring Faith in Humanity

hot girl tweets | thumbnail text - Deann @CarpeDeann The air conditioning has been broken at the gym all week. It's 88 degrees F today

Humorous Hot Girl Tweets For The Final Stretch Of Hot Girl Summer

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Ridiculous Tweets to Browse While You Eat(s)

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

a super cute thread on Twitter about penguins with afros | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'When were y'all gonna tell me that baby penguins have afros??'

Penguins With Afros Are Bringing Joy To The Internet

a super cute airport sniffer dog retires and gets and amazing surprise | thumbnail includes text saying 'After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired..  This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.. '

Airport Sniffer Dog Retires And Gets A Pawsome Surprise On Last Day

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a super cute cat tweets compilation | thumbnail includes a tweet with text saying ' a dog is a pet but a cat is just a small guy who lives in your house'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 21, 2022)

Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text -  daisy @claireeeowens having a videographer for your wedding is cool but hear me out, a videographer for your bachelorette party 3:48 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets About Bachelorette Parties For The Hardcore Bridesmaids Out There

funny twitter thread | thumbnail text - Mitch @themitchellford In college my psycho roommate was deathly afraid of ketchup & one time we got in a fight in the kitchen & he pulled a knife on me so thinking on my feet I pulled a bottle of ketchup out the fridge & threatened to squirt it on him & thats the story of how I won a fight w/ ketchup 3:13 AM · Dec 5, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Twitter Thread About Psycho College Roommate Reveals People Are Deathly Afraid Of Ketchup

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Cringey Tales Of Supremely Terrible Dates

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids