funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny women tweets | Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro just don't see bras making comeback after this 10:47 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Web App 91.2K Retweets 507.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 18, 2020)

Funny tweets about pugs | pq o nome autoestima se ela ta sempre baixa @mekitojiu pug blinders 10:38 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter iPhone > pug dogs in suits and newsboy caps

Tweets About Those Wonderful Creatures Called Pugs

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Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

funny tweet eBaum's World Just a reminder that Rastafarians don't become unemployed, they become Jah Bless

Wow

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

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funny tweets screen time report quarantine coronavirus technology boredom | Kyle Clark yleClark Got my iPhone's weekly Screen Time report and didn't know awake long 7:45 PM Apr 5, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Funny Tweets About Our Insane Screen Time Reports

funny tweets drinking quarantine coronavirus alcohol | sarafcarter @sarafcarter At point quarantine where might just drink make myself hungover on purpose just feel something

Funny Tweets About How Much We're Drinking Now

children witness mom things reddit twiitter funny memes | Mom got her first windowed oven. woman sitting on the floor watching an oven

Children Witness Their Moms Doing The Most ‘Mom-Thing’ Ever

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

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Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day