funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Funny tweet about the inventor of plastic creating a world that is so toxic, jane lynch | giabuchi @jaboukie the inventor of plastic: I am going to create an environment that is so toxic

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Funny Twitter thread about 'Djungelskog,' a stuffed bear from Ikea | lily @stargazeridiot dont want man just want djungelskog DJUNGELSKOG £25 DJUNGELSKOG £25 Soft toy, brown bear Soft toy, brown bear 31 31) 3:49 AM 6/30/20 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Is Going Crazy For Ikea's 'Djungelskog' Stuffed Bear

funny random memes | Taehyung @tigertae isn't weird pay money see other people? Jimin @chimchim Replying tigertae mean prostitution, concerts or movies? Taehyung @tigertae glasses | bites into burger everything on opposite end burger: paratrooper jumping from a plance

Just A Bunch Of Memes For Anyone Who Needs 'Em

tweets that would make no sense in 2019 but make sense in 2020 - cover photo pre schooler zoom meeting | Quaran-Teacher Mom @funnymomlife Replying adamgreattweet and @Divergentmama "Hey got go. My preschooler has Zoom meeting few minutes

Tweets That Would Be Nonsense In 2019 But Make Sense In 2020

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The Governors Cafe what if slugs are just snails going through divorce yep she got the house

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Funny memes about Guy Fieri | Please my son. He's very sick. holding a giant hot dog | lead singer Deftones looks like someone who's been bitten by radioactive Guy Fieri

Fifteen Guy Fieri Memes That Put Us On A Bus To Flavortown

Holden @holdenberry • 9h Is my life a joke to you rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed • I Ih what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like "i'm holden berries" and everyone would think you're holding berries lmaoooo 0 37 2.2K 19.8K

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RS Archer thread about people who voted for brexit, son, mayor | RS Archer @archer_rs 1d Long email original couple. They are very angry. Feel they have been lied not sure if they mean or UK government) and want "compensation again not sure who Want write letter confirming they knew nothing about e

Cringey Tale Of Clueless 'Brexidiots' Has Twitter On The Edge Of Its Seat

Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Crazed 'Ken & Karen' Wave Guns At BLM Protestors, Get Meme'd

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Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr

23 People Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

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funny meme about coronavirus | Two and a Half Men forgetting to pick up Jake America I think I forgot something Also America If you forgot then it wasn't important Yeah you're right Coronavirus

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$funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER$

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