funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Advertisement

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

funny tweets drinking quarantine coronavirus alcohol | sarafcarter @sarafcarter At point quarantine where might just drink make myself hungover on purpose just feel something

Funny Tweets About How Much We're Drinking Now

Advertisement

children witness mom things reddit twiitter funny memes | Mom got her first windowed oven. woman sitting on the floor watching an oven

Children Witness Their Moms Doing The Most ‘Mom-Thing’ Ever

dogs doggo stick landlord tweets funny cute aww lol animals | alanna heard light knock on my door and went answer and my landlords' dog bringing stick f fa @alanna DAY 6:23 PM Apr 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone adorable furry dog standing by a door mat

Landlords Dog Brings Resident A Stick (Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Advertisement

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

Advertisement

Funniest women tweets | Cake Lady @mamahaaze My total 129 at target and my kid like can put this back" Imao GIRL $1.29 snickers bar isn't gonna fix this 12:21 am 4 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 39.2K Retweets 442.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 11, 2020)

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Advertisement

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Funniest relationship tweets | carol @ballerguy Closure is so important Just submitted my ex's personal info Scientology recruitment website and honestly feel so much better 5:34 am 2 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 176 Retweets 4.4K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Advertisement

Funny tweet that reads, "If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough"

Hard Truth

name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like Oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'll be like no my name is lizard

Pun games with names

Trending Now

20 Animals Interrupting Wildlife Photographers in the Cutest Ways Pawssible

20 Animals Interrupting Wildlife Photographers in the Cutest Ways Pawssible

28 Feline Funnies for People Who are Ruled by a Royal Cat Overlord

28 Feline Funnies for People Who are Ruled by a Royal Cat Overlord

Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

UPDATE: Employee refuses to organize boss's 50th birthday party after he made 0 effort for their birthday: 'I told him I'm not having anything to do with organizing anything for him'

UPDATE: Employee refuses to organize boss's 50th birthday party after he made 0 effort for their birthday: 'I told him I'm not having anything to do with organizing anything for him'

'Memes are back on the menu, boys': 36 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible

'Memes are back on the menu, boys': 36 Lord of the Rings Memes for Fans Quoting LOTR Whenever Possible

22 Calming Cow Memes for Hardworking Hoomans Having a Hard Monday

22 Calming Cow Memes for Hardworking Hoomans Having a Hard Monday

Advertisement