funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

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Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Funniest relationship tweets | carol @ballerguy Closure is so important Just submitted my ex's personal info Scientology recruitment website and honestly feel so much better 5:34 am 2 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 176 Retweets 4.4K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Funny tweet that reads, "If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough"

Hard Truth

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name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like Oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'll be like no my name is lizard

Pun games with names

chrissy teigan funny tweet fame one minute | sam thor @sthor97 Replying chrissyteigen used work at John Oliver and 5 seconds this photo being punched face VEEK YO

Chrissy Teigen Asks For People's 'One Minute Of Fame' Moments, Hilarity Ensues

Funny memes about existentialism | Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Android Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. |  Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti

Existential Memes For Pessimists Trying To Figure Out The Meaning Of Life

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Funny tweet that reads, "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were to ever get rich"

One Day When I'm Rich And Famous...

funny tweets teenagers parents fail twitter | Steve Olivas @steveolivas At airport. Just kissed 13yo son on his forehead. He reacted like Dracula getting impaled by wooden stake.

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Raising Teenagers

Funny tweets about elon musk and grimes baby X Æ A-12 | Elon Musk O @elonmusk 8h SAVAGE 827 277,028 42.5K Alex Y @bjorkspears Replying elonmusk @TeslaGong and 2 others Sh*t s already mutating | Ben @BenAHenderson X 12 asking why he's called X 12: Elon and Grimes: 10:04 AM 5/5/20 Twitter Web App

Elon Musk & Grimes Welcome Son "X Æ A-12" And Obviously The Memes Are Good

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Heartwarming story about Emerson, a letter-writing eleven year old who attracted the attention of the USPS | Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on bit wild ride with USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And think there's deeper message all. First backstory | Em has serious letter writing habit. She maintains active correspondence with over dozen her favorite people. And, if been lucky recipient one Em's hand decorated letters and envelopes, then have pretty good idea joy they br

Letter-Writing Kid's Sweet Saga With USPS Will Bring On The Feels

Funniest animal tweets of the week | soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack locked out my dogs Facebook account created 2010 and they won't let back unless send over copy his drivers license 7:15 pm 26 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.8K Retweets 333.5K Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (May 4th, 2020)

cats snake friendship tweets weird cool animals lol twitter | ditch pony @molly7anne why did find my cat hanging out with snake? neither harmed- just basking together 10:17 PM Apr 30, 2020 Twitter iPhone 100K Retweets 597.7K Likes black cat chilling in the street with a snake

Unlikely Friendship Between Cat And Snake Go Viral (Tweets)

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Funny meme about a guy taking selfies with a cowboy hat, old lady comments "willy wonka while the children are dying in his factory"

Simply Vibing

Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day