funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny meme funny tweet about duck who drank beer and fought dog | news headline Miles Klee all hail the new god Duck walks into pub, downs pint, fights dog

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Funny tweet about a kid who tells his teacher that he wants to be happy when he grows up; teacher says to parents, "We need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations"

What Is This 'Happy' You Speak Of?

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Funniest relationship tweets | Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM Dated guy frat who had playlist entitled "if girls show up" 1:01 am 25 May 2020 Twitter Web App 16.8K Retweets 329.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Funny tweet about raccoons | ghostmeow @ghostmeow Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted 1:44 PM 5/3/19 Twitter Web App

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funny cat tweets | home idiot's lunch @focra doing laundry one washcloth fell on floor 9:40 pm 3 Nov 2019 Twitter iPhone 8.1K Retweets 41K Likes > cute cat sitting like a loaf on top of a small towel

Living With Cats Is a Wild And Funny Ride (Tweets)

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Funny animal tweets | Karen Kilgariff @Karenkilgariff felt bad because couldn't resist petting my sleeping dog and woke her up but then remembered she doesn't work or contribute this household any way literally does nothing all day except sleep unless count big hole she's digging by patio adopt don't shop 2:58 am 22 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 2.2K Retweets 29.9K Likes >

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (June 8, 2020)

Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

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Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

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funny women tweets facemasks twitter female | Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman An added benefit wearing mask is men on street no longer tell smile 9:10 PM Apr 10, 2020 Twitter iPhone 108 Retweets 301 Likes

Funny Tweets From Women About Wearing Face Masks

Funny random memes | trying flirt Hey Hey are Good are doing? Good thanks and Good and Good thanks Good | Frodo LotR find out approximately 95 all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep sea crits.

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Funny tweets about today years old, people learning, you learn something new every day | Samantha @AngelicGirlxD 22 years old just realized This little piggy went market" doesn't mean he went food shopping

'Today Years Old' Revelations That Might Teach Something New

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reality age 30s twitter funny tweets people share expectation vs reality | Jono @jonoabroad Replying exfatalist Eye sight dropping off cliff Suddenly being old person who talks young people and seeing urgh why is he talking us look" Young people tech stores assuming an idiot. Being grumpy lot.

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funniest women tweets | Alice @keatsfanclub Still thinking about began an email my tutor with hope had good weekend" and he just replied "Hi Alice didn't" 6:56 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Android 18.5K Retweets 216.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 25, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 31, 2020)

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hilarious honest tweets marriage married life relationship twitter funny | Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka want make dinner wife: nah 's ok honey know still tired doing back 2003 >

Brutally Honest But Funny Tweets About Married Life

Adorable Tweets About Puffins | Skokholm Island @Skokholmlsland We thought that, given the lack of visitors, the Puffins might become a little more timid around us. Not so much, photo taken by a person sitting on a beach with their legs outstretched while birds climb them

Adorable Tweets About Puffins From Skokholm Island, a Beautiful Bird Colony in The UK