funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

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Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

funny tweet eBaum's World Just a reminder that Rastafarians don't become unemployed, they become Jah Bless

Wow

funny tweets screen time report quarantine coronavirus technology boredom | Kyle Clark yleClark Got my iPhone's weekly Screen Time report and didn't know awake long 7:45 PM Apr 5, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Funny Tweets About Our Insane Screen Time Reports

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Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

funny tweets drinking quarantine coronavirus alcohol | sarafcarter @sarafcarter At point quarantine where might just drink make myself hungover on purpose just feel something

Funny Tweets About How Much We're Drinking Now

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children witness mom things reddit twiitter funny memes | Mom got her first windowed oven. woman sitting on the floor watching an oven

Children Witness Their Moms Doing The Most ‘Mom-Thing’ Ever

dogs doggo stick landlord tweets funny cute aww lol animals | alanna heard light knock on my door and went answer and my landlords' dog bringing stick f fa @alanna DAY 6:23 PM Apr 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone adorable furry dog standing by a door mat

Landlords Dog Brings Resident A Stick (Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

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Funniest women tweets | Cake Lady @mamahaaze My total 129 at target and my kid like can put this back" Imao GIRL $1.29 snickers bar isn't gonna fix this 12:21 am 4 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 39.2K Retweets 442.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 11, 2020)

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day