funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about a grocery store that replaced the salad bar with liquor | Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

mom tweet bedtime conversation son funny procrastination | Kate Bowler O @KatecBowler goodnight lovie Him waggling eyebrows) goodnight mom will be hard leave kisses head be fine Him: Goodnight "M O M M O M" spells DAD.right mom makes direct eye contact know much want correct Him DO! 4:50 PM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter Web App 22 Retweets 923 Likes

Mom Tweets Hilarious Bedtime Conversations With Son

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Funny random memes | turn light off and try find bed guy in sunglasses walking strangely with his hands outstretched | IHOP waitresses callin baby Kermit the frog tucking in a tiny teddy bear into bed

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Funny memes about my plans / 2020, movie memes, funny tweets, twitter, television shows, coronavirus, lockdown | Jenna Quigley O @JBomb11 LA76 2020 My plans 12:37 PM 5/18/20 Twitter iPhone The Office spilling a pot | Spencer Althouse O @SpencerAlthouse my plans 2020 10:23 AM 5/18/20 TweetDeck Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Our Foiled Plans For 2020 Are Twitter's New Favorite Meme

Funny tweet that reads, "This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told 'no' in their life"

Seriously

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Funny twitter reactions to the season finale of Bachelor Presents: listen to your heart, chris and bri, jamie and trevor, matt and rudi, chris harrison, singing, reality tv, dating shows | ROSE Rosecast w/ Rim and AB Casts @rosecastpodcast "Congrats again on making this far all great singers! But if aren't ready get married don't ever want see faces again, is clear ListenToYourHeart | grace @bacheloroses my four favorite people on listen heart LTYH #ListenToYourHeart 8:30 PM 5/18/20 Twitter iPh

All The Best Twitter Reactions To The Finale Of Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart

Funny meme about no contact delivery using a page from a children's book. | doing a no-contact grocery pick up Drop the cheese to me, you ugly old bird

Lovely

Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga

Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

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Funny tweets about pugs | pq o nome autoestima se ela ta sempre baixa @mekitojiu pug blinders 10:38 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter iPhone > pug dogs in suits and newsboy caps

Tweets About Those Wonderful Creatures Called Pugs

Funny women tweets | Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro just don't see bras making comeback after this 10:47 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Web App 91.2K Retweets 507.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 18, 2020)

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

funny tweet eBaum's World Just a reminder that Rastafarians don't become unemployed, they become Jah Bless

Wow

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funny tweets screen time report quarantine coronavirus technology boredom | Kyle Clark yleClark Got my iPhone's weekly Screen Time report and didn't know awake long 7:45 PM Apr 5, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Funny Tweets About Our Insane Screen Time Reports

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

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