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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Zirk ... @kuzumurph Something about waiting at the ob/gyn office while the tv in here is only playing "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" is so ominous. Why is Guy Fieri at my gynecologist appointment 8:35 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Elon Musk roasted for poetry tweet about attacking space, people who attack space

Elon Musk Tweeted Something Clueless & People Are Predictably Angry About It

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viral twitter thread about kids writing a letter to a man adopting a kitten from them | thumbnail includes a letter and a picture of a kitten 'meon @ariffikhram just adopted a kitten from someone in fb group AND THEIR KIDS GAVE USE THIS SO HEARTWARMING LETTER???!!!?? i'm so touched'

Family With 9 Cats Allows Man To Adopt Their 10th In Heartwarming Letter

funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing

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cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot

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Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers| thumbnail text - Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot A psychic turns over a tarot card with a rainbow on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a whale,' he says to you. 7:43 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Borges Bot 199 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 967 Likes

Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

17 animal tweets | thumbnail dog with booties on train in lap of owner and text in foreground

Sweet 16: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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Funny tweets debating a simple math problem

Simple Fifth-Grade Math Equation Inspires Heated Debate On Twitter

adulting tweets | thumbnail text -Kris Jong-Un @krishtun_ Adulting is cooking something and it not tasting the best but you eat it anyways because you bought those groceries so your money can't go to waste 1:35 AM · Jul 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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psyho roommate tweets | thumbnail text -  @jessicat_j ... 6 years ago today I lost everything I owned in a house fire and then a couple months after that my roommate let some crazy people into my apartment and they stole the new clothes I bought, ran off together, and set them on fire in a different state 4:31 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Psycho Roommates Who Exist Solely To Destroy People's Livelihoods

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viral twitter thread about a lost cat being found twelve hours later | thumbnail includes a picture of someone holding a 'lost cat' sign with the cat screaming right in front of it and one tweet 'Font - Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh ... this is probably an internet transgression of some sort but i'm a FB group for naughty cats called "this cat is INNOCENT of all charges" and someone just posted what may be the funniest cat pic i've ever seen'

Concerned Owner Looks For Lost Cat And Finds It In Funny Encounter

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People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers| thumbnail text - blue (błękit). @CIRCUMAMBIENCE · Jul 10 this car kind of looks like winston churchill

People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

Freshest Batch Of Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week

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