funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

This.

funny animal tweets | Cat doing high fives with athletes heading out to do their thing

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 16, 2019)

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Funny random memes | Baby Yoda meme of looking at my mom standing in the rain with picture of soaked Kylo Ren as my mom because I've locked her out |  Spongebob meme about trying to fall asleep at 3 in the morning with anxiety, depression, cringey things you did today and years ago and other distractions

Thirty Random Memes Meant For Killing Time

funny dog related tweets by dog owners | Text - Shotbymojo @CainenAvery These two dogs just started barking at my dog and I couldn't let my boi be outnumbered so I started barking too 10:31 pm · 27 Apr 2017 · Twitter Web Client 712 Likes 461 Retweets

Tweets By People Who Love Their Dogs More Than Anything In The World

excuses for cheating | tweet by that1mum funniest excuse cheating someone has given go. My ex told he cheated on because had driving phobia

The Weirdest Cheating Excuses Women Got From Their (Now Ex) Boyfriends

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Wholesome Twitter story of a dad who lost his daughter's hamster.

Innocent Dad Freaks Out When He Loses Hamster

Funny memes, funny tweets, random tweets

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Funny tweet asking what you would do if you went on a great first date with someone who had a strange tattoo

A Question For The Ages

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Funny tweet that reads, "Was someone eating a sandwich in this stall???" above a photo of a packet of mayonnaise in a bathroom stall

It Was Probably Cady Heron

funny airplane overheard tweets | tweet by milehighinheels So where are headed funny because obviously they're on the same plane and headed to the same destination

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Dentist memes | tweet by Anna Kendrick I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.

Anxiety Mixed With Humor: Funny Tweets About Going To The Dentist

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Ryan Reynolds Aviation Gin Peloton Wife advertisement, funny tweets

Ryan Reynolds Uses Peloton Wife For Hilarious Gin Ad

frozen 2 funny tweets | tweet by RandiLawson Will understand Frozen 2 if only seen Frozen 86 times past 4 months

Parents Share Spoiler-Free Tweets About Frozen 2

funny tweets sharks ikea

IKEA Plush Shark Placed In Human-Like Situations Is Back

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funny animal tweets

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 9, 2019)

parenting tweets | tweet by thedad Still little upset with my wife not yelling "aw lord he comin" during labor with our son, like rehearsed.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2019)