funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Detective Work to Bust Fare-Evading Passenger

funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

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Funniest relationship tweets | tweet by thedad calls wife 1 day into her 2 week business trip do like soup

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

Can You Imagine?

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

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funniest women tweets of the week | tweet by HireMelmFunny Baby Yoda implies existence Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 6th, 2020)

funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

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funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

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Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funniest animal tweets of the week | tweet by Blacktress Whenever hear my dog let out deep sigh, l'm reminded no one is immune struggle.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 30, 2019)

Tweets about The Worst Slang Words of The 2010's | tweet by david_schuman Replying JoeBerkowitz not crying crying

People Are Tweeting The Worst Slang Words of The 2010's

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introvert funny tweets relatable life true accurate best of 2019 lol twitter | tweet by caithuls have phone interview today and someone told just be myself so l'm not going answer call

Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point