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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Someone requests Merriam-Webster to follow them on Twitter so that they can DM them to say that "toothpaste" should really be called "teethpaste" instead

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Tweet that reads, "My computer: You have updates waiting to be installed; Me: I'll install tomorrow; My computer: ..." above another tweet that reads, "I feel like you lying but okay"

BS

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Funny meme about installing computer updates.

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Tweet that reads, "LOW-RISE JEANS ARE NOT COMING BACK IF WE DO NOT LET THEM. PLEASE JOIN THE HIGH-WAIST ALLIANCE WITH ME EVEN IF YOU ARE A MAN AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN. Thank u"

We Need To Ban Together!!

Tweet that reads, "The pettiest thing I ever did during a breakup was go to his kitchen and take back every spice I bought. Find another b*tch to spice up your life cause it ain't gonna be me"

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Tweet that reads, "My roommate, who teaches sixth graders, has informed me that middle schoolers have started carrying around 'reverse' cards from Uno, so anytime someone insults them they bust out the card and reverse the burn. Cutting. Edge"

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