funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

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twitter, funny tweets, memes, puns, dumb jokes, stupid, funny, bread | John J Marley @johnjmarley Muffin Compares to You #ASongOrMovieForBread sinead o'connor | Spyder Webb @Spyder_Webb Doughemian Bapsody #ASongOrMovieForBread Is this the real loaf? Is this fantastic yeast? Cooked and then thick sliced For adverts on ITV? Dough you will rise Right up to the skies Now kneed! I'm a prize baker, I need no recipe Easy buns, easy dough

Twitter Trend #ASongOrMovieForBread Is The Pun Factory Of Our Dreams

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funny memes, dank memes, memes, funny, relatable memes, shitposts, funny pics, funny tweets | ellie @eyeofthesttorm happy no knowledge november simply do not want know anymore thought enough do not think therefore do not am <3 | WHAT ARE YOU worker. And outnumber you idiot sandwich Gordon Ramsay

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Funny tweet about getting life together, I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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funny memes about coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 memes, dank memes | Latte Lover @CynicalLatteMom no longer using stoplights s governments way trying tell do with my own car and not going be controlled are sheep if use stoplights. Other people aren't my responsibility, they should look out and make sure l'm not coming! | aborteddreams Some people think should wear masks Some people think shouldn't wear masks But deep down all know aborteddreams human consciousness mistake

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Karen Chee @karencheee I'm not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I'm just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus 6:34 PM Nov 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 153 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 16, 2020)

Funny memes and tweets Space Karen and about elon musk's cringey tweet about covid testing | Emma Bell PhD @emmabe1142 Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. Elon Musk @elonmusk Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back

Elon Musk Earns 'Space Karen' Title After Complaining About Covid-19 Tests

new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

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this week's collection of the best most popular animal tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a litterbox with a sign behind it that says 'on air' and the text of the tweet 'Product - Hannah Solow @hamstertalk My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops..please hire him, he has too much time on his hands ON AIR AAIR 8:44 PM - Nov 12, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 15.3K Retweets 879 Quote Tweets 103K Likes'

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

parenting memes, funny memes, kids, toddlers, funny tweets, twitter, quarantine, parenting | as parent trying hide my snacks unemployed lazy people my house. eating ice cream sandwich hidden behind lettuce | TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy want toast ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler don't like butter on my toast flips toast over dry side and hands back There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy! Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage while can.

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Funny memes, tweets and tumblr posts, 2020 memes, clever tweets, twitter memes | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire wrapped in a circle | after smashing three baskets chips at Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out Tired Spongebob

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