funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny random memes and tweets | These have got be two dumbest people alive Predictor need know. pregnant couple taking a pregnancy test | can't believe this didn't work Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66 4/3/20 STOP Corona

Memes And Tweets For People Who Want To Escape Reality

this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

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funny memes, dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, shitposts, facebook, tumblr, funny comments | Non sexual ways find out if girls sub? Charles Ray See if her clothes smell like Italian herbs and cheese | K-9 Bites Cow, Deputy Tases K-9, Cow Kicks Deputy DEPUTY COW K-9 The Office Mexican standoff

Witty Memes & Images For Humor Addicts

funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone

Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of one tweet 'Text - sarah @heavenbrat im a simple girl, i see a cat and have to pspsps it 3:42 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8.8K Retweets 203 Quote Tweets 27.3K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 13th)

Mariel Ruvinsky

this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

Mariel Ruvinsky

funny dank memes, funny memes, stupid memes, random memes | Sinking deeper and deeper into 2020 like Murder hornets Liberals Republicans constantly arguing Uncertainty about future $3.00 bank account days blending together Depression meals Sexual frustration Covid-19 fear Allergies raccoon in trash | think 2020 is historical equivalent tunnel boat scene Willy Wonka SCREAMING

2020 Memes And Tweets That Sum Up The Year Of The Garbage Fire

silly and funny joke tweets | pat tobin @tastefactory Oh man weather tomorrow is supposed be chef's hat all day Thursday Friday

Funny and Dumb Tweets to Smoosh Into That Day

Funny memes about the press conference at four seasons total landscaping in philadelphia | on next arrested DEVELOPMENT TRUMP standing here at beautiful Four Seasons Total Landscaping | Paul Overbite @PaulOverbite And may find yourself across street crematorium And may find yourself next door dildo store And may find yourself at press conference And may find yourself front landscaping business And may ask yourself Well did get here?

The Best Memes & Tweets About Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Funny random memes, weird memes, dark humor, funny tweets, strange memes, weird humor | stop making jokes about mental illness mental illness stops making a joke out me | OVERCONFIDENT FLYING FISH DID ESCAPED PREDATORS HAVE EVOLVED! BIRDS: conceited reaction

44 Memes Sprinkled With A Whole Lot Of Weird

funny tweet Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Ill can't, too busy": - no one believes you - tired - allows for future invitations Ill can't. Not since the accident" - mysterious - fresh - prevents future invitations

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animal memes and tweets for midweek lawl - thumbnail of pigeon "and the winner of this year's award for "worst nest ever" goes to.." and three cats " I like to call this one "where's our breakfast?""

Thirty Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly any guy who has ever tried to have sex without a condom needs to either support medicare for all or venmo every person they've rawed $500 for antibiotics just in case. ideally both though. 12:24 AM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.2K Likes <>

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 11, 2020)

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird

Funny tweet about asking people if they're mad at you when they're not mad at you until they're actually mad at you @SarahSquirm

But Seriously, Are You Mad At Me?

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25-year-old employee refuses to swap vacation days for 32-year-old entitled coworker with kids, causing ongoing work drama: 'People without kids should be more flexible!'

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Print shop's new district manager demands all employees wear ties near a tie‑eating laminator, staff answers with giant clown bow ties: ‘The employee handbook doesn’t provide color or size parameters’

Print shop's new district manager demands all employees wear ties near a tie‑eating laminator, staff answers with giant clown bow ties: ‘The employee handbook doesn’t provide color or size parameters’