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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

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Funny tweets about feelings people have on Sundays | thumbnail text - Estados Unidos America929 Chasing my vitamins with an edible is peak Sunday Scaries behavior 3:51 AM Mar 15, 2021 Twitter Web App

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funny tweets about the weird names kids give to things | thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... My son referred to some lady's cleavage as her "crack in the front" & I just can never unhear this now. 8:46 PM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 151 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes

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Funniest tweets about rom-coms this week | thumbnail text - Palak bhatia @palakwithpaneer ... My life as a rom-com : To All the Boys Ive, friendzoned by Before Вeen Petos 2:38 AM - Mar 12, 2021 - Twitter for Android

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes "first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that" 9:58 PM Mar 15, 2021 from Tucson, AZ Twitter for iPhone 1,253 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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The psycho roommates of Twitter | thumbnail text - My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in the washer with my clothes and asked her what it was.

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