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Tweet that reads, "Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or should I say Stan Stan Stan"

Ba-dum-Tss

Someone tweets, "Glasses are so unattractive" and someone else replies with, "We just tryna see damn"

Tough Crowd

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Tweet that reads, "Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house"

It Be Like That

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USA Today Published A Hilarious Guide For Old People To Decode Teen Slang

Tweet that reads, "Fun way to make someone question everything: comment 'you are so brave' on all their selfies"

Meeeeaaann

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'Explain A Character Badly' Has Twitter Coming Up With Hilarious Descriptions Of Famous Characters

Pic of someone holding a 'Walmart associate choir' with a tweet that reads, "Omg this explains why there is only three lanes open because they're in the back working on their next album"

Aha!

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These Poorly Drawn Cat Portraits Are Freakin' Hysterical

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Tweet that reads, "Let's play a game of Millennial Monopoly. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can't afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault"

All Your Fault, Ya Dumb Millennial

Tweet that reads, "You say 'Are you okay?' But I know you really mean 'Stop coughing'"

He's Not Wrong

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18 Amusing Tweets That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Person posts on social media that they've been using a colander wrong all this time

Totally Knew This All Along...Yup, Definitely...

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Tweet that reads, "Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally okay if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you mad at me?"

Why Is This So True

Tweet that reads, "My friend Luke didn't realize until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bathwater"

It's Kinda Sweet

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After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

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Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

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