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Funny tweets about carbs | thumbnail text - Joél Leon. ... @JoelakaMaG why have abs when you can have carbs instead? 12:53 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets About Going Absolutely Crazy for Carbs

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes

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Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - first ethical prince phillip truther @ThankYou_EA ... Gf chasing Benadryl with a white claw rn l'm gonna marry her 4:46 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

April Showers Bring White Claw Power to Twitter

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

Relatable tweets about social anxiety | thumbnail text - danielle tcholakian @danielleiat Imagining how my social anxiety verging on paranoia would've dealt with attending a dinner party where the host opened with "one of you will betray me" 5:11 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Crippling Social Anxiety For The Solitude Seekers Of The World

funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes

Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Meals People Eat When They've Hit Rock Bottom

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Iconic Weekly 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 4, 2021)

Funny tweets about 'adulting | thumbnail text - Ricardo A. @Ricaaduh ... Adulting is soup and I'm a fork. 6:15 AM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly 'Adulting' Tweets Which Are So Relatable It Hurts

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - ktg @ktjeezetweeter ... Tis the season to use dating apps for baseball season ticket holders 2:43 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Redefine 'Netflix and Chill' On Their Own Ridiculously Funny Terms

Thirst tweets for Noah Centineo | thumbnail text - rod ... @rodescalada Noah Centineo that's the tweet 6:29 AM - Mar 25, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

Thirstiest Noah Centineo Tweets Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (April 1, 2021)

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