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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

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Relatable tweets about social anxiety | thumbnail text - danielle tcholakian @danielleiat Imagining how my social anxiety verging on paranoia would've dealt with attending a dinner party where the host opened with "one of you will betray me" 5:11 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes

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funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Funny tweets about 'adulting | thumbnail text - Ricardo A. @Ricaaduh ... Adulting is soup and I'm a fork. 6:15 AM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - ktg @ktjeezetweeter ... Tis the season to use dating apps for baseball season ticket holders 2:43 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

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Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Thirst tweets for Noah Centineo | thumbnail text - rod ... @rodescalada Noah Centineo that's the tweet 6:29 AM - Mar 25, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

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