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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

Funniest tweets about 'adulting' from this week | thumbnail text - lexi taylor @itslexitaylor ... Adulting is getting excited about buying a new air purifier and also looking at vacuums 3:02 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable 'Adulting' Tweets From This Week (March 29, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Shoe Struggles

Funny tweets about Lana del Rey's aesthetic | thumbnail text - į dog (massachusetts destroyer) @mfjdog my little brother just said quote "all lana del rey songs are like 'i'm smoking a cigarette at the milkshake factory"

Funniest Tweets About Lana Del Rey's Overly Dramatic Aesthetic

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Thirsty tweets for The Weeknd On Thirsty Thursday | thumbnail text - Frau Eva @Missnoir16_ The weeknd makes me sad and horny at the same time 10:23 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Thirstiest Tweets For The Weeknd Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (March 25, 2021)

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Funniest Tweets Responding To Hannah Montana's Love Letter To Jake Ryan| thumbnail text - - ANNAH ONTANA Thalia :) @Lmao_Thalia Jake Ryan- It's been 15 yearst Stopped thinking about you.. NOT JAKE RYAN -I Love alwaysi Honnoht Muntuna

Funniest Tweets Responding To Hannah Montana's Love Letter To Jake Ryan

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Tweets about social media | thumbnail text - Charmaine @suave_baee Yes I mind my own business, but when people are fighting on social media, I read all 100 comments . 10:04 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About Social Media From This Week (March 23, 2021)

funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

Tweets celebrating brunch | thumbnail text - MOl|YAN NE @mollixanne Do I want a boyf or do I just want someone to pick me up drunk from bottomless brunch. 5:40 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets Declaring Brunch As The Best Meal Of The Day

Tweets about frat party culture | thumbnail tweet - @lauryndelrey ... god please release frat boys from the shackles of spotify's rap caviar playlist. I wanna hear ABBA at parties 7:31 PM · Mar 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About Frat Party Culture This Week

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - Joi ... @JoiArtificial How I feel when severely hungover: SA

Relatable Tweets About Being Way Too Hungover

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