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Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do| thumbnail text - Ron @MyFacelsTired_ Older millennials love to tell people in their 20s things like "you probably don't know what a vcr is" 5:54 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do, And It Gets Personal

funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

Relatable Tweets About How Mascara Turns You Into A Hot Mess

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 13, 2021)

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week - Mother's Day Edition (May 9, 2021)

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

White Claw Tweets For The Chugging Inspiration You Need This Weekend

Funny tweets about Bill Gates divorce | thumbnail text - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Funny tweets about pap smears | thumbnail text - some bunny @cinnubunny Asking my doctor "what are we" after my pap smear 11:29 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Communally Dread The Horrid Pain Of A Pap Smear

Twitter goes crazy over the term 'cheugy' | thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... I read an article about the word "cheugy" at 3am in a half asleep delirium and was convinced l'd dreamt it but it turns out I have not and also it applies to half the women on my Facebook. 10:05 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Cheugy' is The New Basic, And We Officially Feel Old

Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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People Expose The Reason They Are Single| thumbnail text - Smile - La-Bambe @barbrastreilamb I have various pillows with actors' faces on them..my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle

People Expose The Reason They Are Single

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.

Funny Women's Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 2, 2021)

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Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

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‘I feel like this is crossing a line. My apartment is my safe space’: Woman refuses her friend’s demand for a spare apartment key to drop in anytime, gets labeled controlling by the friend

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Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

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‘My promotion was earned, not gifted’: Coworker Mark demands a cut of a colleague’s promotion bonus, claiming he deserves it for training him, but the colleague refuses

‘My promotion was earned, not gifted’: Coworker Mark demands a cut of a colleague’s promotion bonus, claiming he deserves it for training him, but the colleague refuses