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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes

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Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

White Claw Tweets For The Chugging Inspiration You Need This Weekend

Funny tweets about Bill Gates divorce | thumbnail text - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Funny tweets about pap smears | thumbnail text - some bunny @cinnubunny Asking my doctor "what are we" after my pap smear 11:29 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Communally Dread The Horrid Pain Of A Pap Smear

Twitter goes crazy over the term 'cheugy' | thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... I read an article about the word "cheugy" at 3am in a half asleep delirium and was convinced l'd dreamt it but it turns out I have not and also it applies to half the women on my Facebook. 10:05 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Cheugy' is The New Basic, And We Officially Feel Old

Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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People Expose The Reason They Are Single| thumbnail text - Smile - La-Bambe @barbrastreilamb I have various pillows with actors' faces on them..my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle

People Expose The Reason They Are Single

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.

Funny Women's Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

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Funny tweets about how 'nature is healing' | thumbnail text - lex ... @hotgirlintech had a 4.5 minute crush on a guy at my coffee shop. turns out he drives a custom tesla with the license plate "shroom vroom" or some sh*t and now we've broken up. nature is healing. 8:15 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

A Deep Dive Into How 'Nature Is Healing' According To Twitter

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

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Boyfriend forces girlfriend to move out of their house every 2-3 weeks when his teenage children visit because they don't know she exists: 'I have to make it look like I do not even live there.'

'Three days later, I received eviction papers': Entitled landlord tries to evict California woman with service dog from pet-friendly property because she is scared of it

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Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’