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Showerthoughts that nail it | Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld people talk about traveling past, they worry about radically changing present by doing something small, but barely anyone present really thinks they can radically change future by doing something small

13 Shower Thoughts That'll Make You Ponder Life's Deep Questions

Tweet that reads, "I'm 22 years old and I just realized that 'This little piggy went to the market' doesn't mean he went shopping for food"

:O

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Tweet that reads, "Expecting parents, PLEASE, I beg you, please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana"

Ohhh No

Tweet that reads, "How to clean up glitter: 1.) Burn down your house; 2.) Move; 3.) The glitter followed you. There is no escape"

It's True

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29 Funny Memes That'll Get The Comedy Flowing

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Tweet that reads, "The closest you can get to knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know"

It's Agonizing

Tweet that reads, "Should we check up on the girls who got a tattoo of an infinity symbol in 2014 or should we just let them be"

Nah, Let Them Be

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23 Miscellaneous Memes To Send You Into Silly Spirits

Cole Sprouse tweet that reads, "Meme culture is just that guy in middle school who says your joke a little louder and the whole class laughs"

Always Hated That Guy

Funny memes for Friday, right in time for the weekend.

36 Hilarious Random Memes And Tweets To Get You Into That Friday Mood

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33 Funny Random Memes That'll Put Some Pep In Your Step

Tweet that reads, "My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldetort so she just said his name was Susan"

Never Be Ashamed Of That Name

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Text that reads, "When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be"

A Terrifying Experience

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After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

After preparing to say goodbye forever, cat parent brings their beloved cat home, where she spends her unexpected extra days doing nothing but purring, reassuring her human they made the right choice

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

Person kindly feeds sweet stray cat, a week later, she brings them her kittens, leaving them with no choice but to take the whole feline family home

24 Fresh Feline Funnies for a Much-Needed Meowment of Cat Comfort

24 Fresh Feline Funnies for a Much-Needed Meowment of Cat Comfort

25 Doctor Who Memes to Scroll Through While We Wait For the Next Who Regeneration

25 Doctor Who Memes to Scroll Through While We Wait For the Next Who Regeneration

Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

Volunteer refuses to come back after being bossed around, given no water, no bathroom breaks, and nearly having her phone confiscated, gets emails a year later telling her she needs to be a better team player

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