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Showerthoughts that nail it | Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld people talk about traveling past, they worry about radically changing present by doing something small, but barely anyone present really thinks they can radically change future by doing something small

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Tweet that reads, "I'm 22 years old and I just realized that 'This little piggy went to the market' doesn't mean he went shopping for food"

:O

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Tweet that reads, "Expecting parents, PLEASE, I beg you, please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana"

Ohhh No

Tweet that reads, "How to clean up glitter: 1.) Burn down your house; 2.) Move; 3.) The glitter followed you. There is no escape"

It's True

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Tweet that reads, "The closest you can get to knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know"

It's Agonizing

Tweet that reads, "Should we check up on the girls who got a tattoo of an infinity symbol in 2014 or should we just let them be"

Nah, Let Them Be

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Cole Sprouse tweet that reads, "Meme culture is just that guy in middle school who says your joke a little louder and the whole class laughs"

Always Hated That Guy

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Funny memes for Friday, right in time for the weekend.

36 Hilarious Random Memes And Tweets To Get You Into That Friday Mood

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Tweet that reads, "My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldetort so she just said his name was Susan"

Never Be Ashamed Of That Name

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Tweet that reads, "Me: I hate math; Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late"

Literally Every Morning

Text that reads, "When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be"

A Terrifying Experience

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Heartwarming tale of a man consoled by a shelter puppy during his mother’s passing and their miraculous reunion 7 years later via Pittsburgh community, says: ‘I think we were destined to spend time with each other during the worst week of my life.’

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