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Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Taylor (Taylor's Version) @SweetBabyTayz ... Just saw someone projectile vomit out of an Uber and hold up traffic in broad daylight, nature is healing 3:12 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Celebrate All The Ways Nature Is Healing After A Dumpster Fire Year

Thirsty tweets for Zac Efron | thumbnail text - El misses Niall's finger guns @nialls_hoover Zac Efron is freshly single and in Australia looks like I'm going on a road trip 1:44 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Thirsty Twitter Passionately Reacts To Zac Efron's Newfound Single Status (April 22, 2021)

funny tweets from people about the worst and most awkward dates they've ever been on | thumbnail text - BIG Miss Steak @ba3thany Replying to @NatelsBack2 His family owned/ran a funeral home. Did not have an issue with that, but he spent the later part of dinner telling me what kind of makeup techniques he would use on me if I died. 8:20 AM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 499 Retweets 221 Quote Tweets 7,409 Likes

Funny Tweets From People About The Worst, Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Been On

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

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Taurus Tweets To Officially Kick Off The Serene, Soothing Season Of The Bull

Funny tweets about the instagram aesthetic | thumbnail text - How I Met Your Maddy @Maddywithay1470 I've eaten a salad for lunch every day this week so basically I'm an Instagram influencer now. Sorry I don't make the rules. 6:49 PM · Apr 16, 2021 from Buffalo, NY · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Instagram Tweets For The Aspiring Influencers Of The World

Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

Funny tweets about hating outdoors | thumbnail text - nari !! @DETECTIV3DREAM when i say i want to go on vacation i don't mean the beach or a cottage in the woods, i mean another city like london, tokyo, etc. I HATE THE OUTDOORS and I would not want to spend time with bugs and getting my hands dirty 7:18 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Who Absolutely Hate Being Outside Rant Against 'The Great Outdoors'

Funny tweets about weekend plans | thumbnail text - Leftist Bluth ... @leftjerkstore Official weekend plans I'm relaxing, I'm geting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone.

Tweets About Wild Weekend Plans Which Inspire Endless Possibilities

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Phil O @uncw808 Y'all, I made out with someone in a bathroom stall at a bar last night. Nature is healing 9:46 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Still Can't Stop Talking About How 'Nature Is Healing'

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

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Boyfriend forces girlfriend to move out of their house every 2-3 weeks when his teenage children visit because they don't know she exists: 'I have to make it look like I do not even live there.'

Boyfriend forces girlfriend to move out of their house every 2-3 weeks when his teenage children visit because they don't know she exists: 'I have to make it look like I do not even live there.'

'Three days later, I received eviction papers': Entitled landlord tries to evict California woman with service dog from pet-friendly property because she is scared of it

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'I'm frustrated and also embarrassed': Daughter cuts off elderly parents who expect lifelong financial support after retiring with nothing saved

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Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Traveling nurse asks friends to stay at their house in Hawaii for three months, they agree, only to kick her out a week later following her endless demands: ‘My boyfriend will be coming with me, and I'll need a car too’

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’