We all know that it is nonsense basing your love life off of a silly little app like the “love calculator” or whether they're a Scorpio and you're a Sagittarius and your margarita is in microwave or whatever… But then again, isn't everything nonsense? What even is love, life, and the pursuit of happiness? Isn't it that everybody creates their own reality? So that kind of philosophy is probably why things like the “love calculator” and basing everything off or your sun sign and retrograde cycle…

This is the BEST (worst) advice you will ever get.

How are they so calm in that little tub of theirs?

Cat's only need baths for emergencies, like for flea medication. That being said, watching a kitten enjoy a bath is the cutest and hella calming!

In my 30-odd years of life, none of my romantic breakups have affected me quite like when I felt the pain of a friendship breakup. While it was not my fault (trust me), losing Magda and Molly (names changed for privacy) was probably the hardest experience of my life. It's true that people grow apart, but the sudden break in what was once a beautiful and meaningful relationship is always jarring. There really isn't a good rulebook for how to deal with the situation, but that doesn't stop TikToke…

I hate you, I love you

“The dog has no idea how cool they look.”

Who knew!?

This was ambitious to be honest…

THIS is what they mean when they say “use what your mama gave ya.”

Good for soaking if they have bumblefoot AND good for chicken spa days.

He even does spot-on sound effects of his power tools.

There's an art to not looking like an idiot

In collaboration with Ilana Zeffren

Pictures can be deceiving