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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 27, 2020)

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

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Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and

Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Photos of toys on Christmas morning from the 80s | excited child from the 80s holding a box labeled ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM Nintendo ACTION SET. bunch of kids under a christmas tree posing with a bike, a spaceship lego set and a large dog plushie

Christmas Nostalgia Straight from the 80s

funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday. we don't have a dog. 8:47 PM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 274 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes

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A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer

Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

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funny tiktok of parents show that they have kids without saying they have kids | thumbnail includes three images trash and junk food wrappers on the car's floor and woman showing an empty wallet

Parents Show They Have Kids Without Speaking (Funny TikToks)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Somewhere a dad just traded his kid's bike for meth, but sure, l'm the "worst dad on earth" because youtube is buffering. 12:45 AM Dec 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 14, 2020)

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past

Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

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Funny memes about dads, parenting | My kid: Dad trans So makes My kid: Dad, no transparent | *grass grows 0.17 inches* Dads at 7 .m.:

15 Dad Memes For People Who Love Corny Humor

Funny meme about dad who reviewed meal at daughter's play kitchen | He visited his daughter's kitchen and left an honest review inspiremore been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes. and I'm the only customer here. She was making good progress at first, then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch Paw Patrol,- wrote Chris. "Overall the customer service could be better. but the cook is a cutie. so Ill give her another chance

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pictures of creative pregnancy announcements | thumbnail includes two pictures of pregnancy announcements couple eating spaghetti with prego sauce | and woman eating for two while man drinks for two

Creative, But Weird Pregnancy Announcements

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dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.

Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

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50-year-old tries "quiet quitting" after achieving mid-level management goals, ends up quadrupling net worth: 'Focus on [the] minimum amount of work [and] delegate everything you possibly can'

50-year-old tries "quiet quitting" after achieving mid-level management goals, ends up quadrupling net worth: 'Focus on [the] minimum amount of work [and] delegate everything you possibly can'

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Data analyst refuses to answer work messages outside of working hours, coworker 7 hours ahead protests when she won't respond to 'urgent' problem at 9 PM: 'On a random Tuesday I counted 47 notifications after 6 PM'

Data analyst refuses to answer work messages outside of working hours, coworker 7 hours ahead protests when she won't respond to 'urgent' problem at 9 PM: 'On a random Tuesday I counted 47 notifications after 6 PM'

21 Examples of Cute Canine Comedy To Snuggle up With on a Chilly Day

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Customer refuses to listen to store's policy, which forbids paying in nickels and dimes, cashier gets payback by giving her change back in cents only: ‘Money is money, right?’

Customer refuses to listen to store's policy, which forbids paying in nickels and dimes, cashier gets payback by giving her change back in cents only: ‘Money is money, right?’

Hiring manager demands candidate send a “thank-you video” to the team after their interview, candidate refuses: ‘That’s one way to filter out people with dignity’

Hiring manager demands candidate send a “thank-you video” to the team after their interview, candidate refuses: ‘That’s one way to filter out people with dignity’

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