kids

Husband and wife stay out until 3 AM, are accosted by mother-in-law who was watching their 12 and 16-year-old: 'I don’t like [...] being treated like a child sneaking in'

JR Atkinson

Neighborhood kids think they're entitled to using new homeowner's trampoline whenever they want: 'Maybe you shouldn't of gotten a trampoline if you didn't want neighborhood kids on it'

Ben Weiss

24-year-old screams at aunt for letting her 5-year-old play with her $2000 laptop like it's a toy, aunt calls her 'selfish' for lashing out: 'My aunt jumped and looked at me like I was the crazy one'

JR Atkinson

Dad proposes separating his bickering twin sons by moving one of them into his stepson's room, his wife vetoes the idea immediately: ‘This isn’t my son’s responsibility to fix’

Lana DeGaetano

'Why do kids cry when they wake up': 25+ of the funniest parenting tweets of the week

JR Atkinson

29-year-old Mom of 1.5-year-old living with 35-year-old in-laws and 2 nieces discovers husband invited ex-boss's family of 4 to stay with them: 'I'm getting more and more upset'

Remy Millisky

Mom brings 2-year-old on mom friend's childfree vacation, gets annoyed when she doesn't want to babysit: 'I just want a break'

Ally Perry

Mom of 9, 6, 4, and 3-year-old kids bakes 150 cookies for school events, husband demands she make him extra: 'He told me a few more shouldn't be hard'

Remy Millisky

Brother totals sister's car, then demands to get the money from the insurance payout, she refuses, parents take brother's side: ‘I fail to see how you're entitled to any of it’

Bar Mor Hazut

50-year-old father expects his four adult children to help him raise a newborn baby, whom he intends to gain custody of: ‘We all have our own lives going on’

Lana DeGaetano

Parents leave their farm to grandchildren instead of daughter after her husband declares his plans to sell it, ignoring their wishes to keep it in the family: 'How dare you?'

Bar Mor Hazut

Boss claims any employees' personal belongings left out in the office are up for grabs when his kids visit: ‘Get control of YOUR children’

Lana DeGaetano

Mom hides sister-in-law's walking shoes while she babysits, gets offended when she leaves afterwards: 'She said I'm disappearing for hours at a time'

Ally Perry

Reptile lover rescues neglected gecko from family who bought it for their kids and forgot about the animal, giving it a plush new home and clean bill of health: ’He is very active and curious, not shy at all.’

Laurent Shinar

Pet store kitten attaches itself to man and screams, forcing him to adopt her, beginning a lifelong velcro relationship of shoulder naps: ‘ I think she likes my wife and kids. But my dog doesn't even love me this much.

Laurent Shinar

Mom criticizes aunt for eating her birthday cake in front of her 4-year-old nephew because she doesn't allow him to eat sweets: 'She said I was taunting a child and disrespecting her parenting.'

Emmy Pratt