Well that was close.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

That's not fair.

We stan

Paging Mr. Darwin.

Almost like he meant to do it.

Not all of them are obvious.

Don't kiss me I'm not Irish

So many things happen all the time, it's likely that something unlikely will happen!

Coulda been worse.

Nothing like fixing a fail in the nick of time.

Ranging from relatively unlikely to "how did that happen?"

The universe works in mysterious ways.

The world is filled with strange coincidences and instances of pure dumb luck.