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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 29, 2025)

JR Atkinson

19-year-old son expects dad's girlfriend to pay for his vacation after treating her and her 15-year-old daughter with hostility for the 3 years his dad has been with her: 'You’re not my family. You never will be. [D]on’t expect anything from me'

Brad Dickson

41-year-old brother brags about his 7-figure salary, then tries to force his 29-year-old younger sister to split a $700 fancy restaurant bill when he visits: 'He offered to take me as a gift’

Jesse Kessenheimer

Babysitter left with her friend's 4-year-old for days after the entitled mom bails on her pickup time, she ends up getting sent the bill afterwards: 'She definitely owes me'

Jesse Kessenheimer

‘I wasn't living with him and his kids’: 17-year-old kid moves in with grandparents after neglectful mother allows her boyfriend and his 2 children to ‘trash’ their room repeatedly without consequence

Lana DeGaetano

Single mom expects her 26-year-old sister to leave work 15 minutes into her shift so she can help watch her two children, sister refuses and sets strict boundaries: ‘I was yelled at and then hung up on’

Lana DeGaetano

'She said it wasn't good enough’: Family weekend takes a turn for the worse when an spoiled 20-year-old scoffs at a thoughtful second-hand gift from her cousin

Jesse Kessenheimer

Aunt funds her 10-year-old niece's $2000 dance camp, the girl bails at the last minute and mom pockets the 75% refund: 'She already got the money and spent it'

Jesse Kessenheimer

Greedy 37-year-old son secretly dips into mother's $700k inheritance after she gave him a house, mother cuts him out of the inheritance entirely as a result: ‘He kept using his children as an excuse’

Lana DeGaetano

Grandparents introduce son's affair partner as 'the mother of our precious grandson,' son flips out that she didn't correct them even though it's true: 'I just didn't want to cause a scene or embarrass anyone'

JR Atkinson

‘Not a single moment of their trip had been about me’: Entitled family living abroad leaves 23-year-old woman's graduation early after ignoring her for majority of their visit, woman decides to call off her trip to visit them in Germany as payback

Lana DeGaetano

22-year-old daughter refuses to give stepmom, formerly her father's affair partner, a ticket to her college graduation because she only wants those ‘important’ to her to attend: ‘It was my graduation and I was going to be selfish about it’

Lana DeGaetano

American godmother refuses to help Vietnamese godchild apply to American universities, but helps her younger sister with worse grades: '[She used] her husband's connection to ask for scholarship'

JR Atkinson

‘"You don't own a name"’: Entitled sister-in-law claims she will name her baby after woman's late 7-year-old daughter, then doubles down when woman calls her out

Lana DeGaetano

Sister-in-law pressures woman to become the sole caretaker of her ill mother, even though she is 8 months pregnant and preparing to be a new mom: ‘I don’t have the capacity—emotionally, physically, or logistically’

Lana DeGaetano

16-year-old mom stops her family from seeing her baby after her 30-year-old sister took her 4-month-old to the beach without applying sunscreen: 'My parents said I was too young to know what's best'

Emmy Pratt