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Funny tweets by parents of teenagers | thumbnail text - Caroline Hirons @CarolineHirons The look of boredom on my teenager's face when I ask him to do anything for me. Yeah I was bored when I was in labour for days too but it got much more exciting when they cut me open because you were asleep and decided to disengage. HAPPY DAYS. 7:25 pm · 3 Mar 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1.3K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | Mom On The Rocks Retweeted Moderately Mom @momtnbevlbe My kids brought me breakfast in bed, then proceeded to eat MY breakfast. If that doesn't sum up motherhood I don't know what does.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler pandemic is no excuse excessive screen time. Study after study has shown electronics are harmful young minds made difficult decision limit my children's iPad use no more than 14 hours day and hope do same. 11:06 pm 3 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 3K Retweets 30.3K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Brian Kieffer @bckietter My 7 y.o. put on a suit for his class Zoom this morning. My wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic. He was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the I'm on a call hand signal. It took everything I have not to bust out laughing.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait keep using coronavirus excuse long after 's over. Kids: Dad, can go playground Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But three years ago cracking beer) Can't risk 11:43 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 45 Retweets 230 Likes

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Funny parenting tweets | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland So don't go restaurants, kids aren't signed up anything, and are just staying home during spring break? Sounds like my childhood. 3:11 pm 7 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 527 Retweets 3.5K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Kerry Howley @KerryHowley My son just asked if little had stay inside COVIDS 1 through 18 8:32 pm 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 54.3K Retweets 549.3K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder IDK who needs hear this but don't wait until end quarantine discover never pulled kid's lunch out her backpack. 12:49 am 23 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 91 Retweets 579 Likes

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Funny parenting tweets during quarantine | shonda rhimes @shondarhimes Been homeschooling 6-year old and 8-year old one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve make billion dollars year. Or week. 7:12 pm 16 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 94.2K Retweets 587K Likes

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funny parenting tweets | Bearer Dad News @HomeWithPeanut As sit isolation hours, planning keep safe distance my family hear them outside door, shouting words encouragement. Like my kids saying Make us breakfast And my wife adding GET OUT BATHROOM AREN'T SICK 4:05 pm 18 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 280 Retweets 1.5K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | t7 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Sorry my toddler is being an asshole hoping he's working on new milestone, but might just be who he is now

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