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It used to be that pizza delivery drivers bore the brunt of the weirdness, but now that people can have basically anything brought to their door, it widens the scope of strange and intriguing situations strangers can have with each other. 20 pizzas to an elks lodge? Makes sense. 20 bunches of bananas to a hotel room at 3 in the morning? Well, hopefully they tip well as an apology for what you're about to see.

Pizza can easily ignite all kinds of drama between people. It's just one of those dishes. People love it so much that when it comes down to it, and the dish has been tinkered with or outright destroyed, tempers can flare like none other. In this case, it sounds like dad had had just enough of all the toppings being taken off the pizza. Unfortunately, he didn't know that it was in fact his wife who was responsible for the whole thing. Queue up the drama. 

If you have a family member go out of their way to prepare a nice homemade meal like pizza for you, it's probably in your best interest to work real hard at not staging a whole meltdown over something like there "being too much sauce." It sounds like the chef in this scenario had hit their breaking point, and thus decided to stage their own saucy petty revenge. Check out more people's finest moments of revenge over here. 

Oh man, the look on that choosing beggar of a coworker's face must've been more delicious than any kind of Thanksgiving dinner. This guy addressed an unappreciative, office bully in just the kind of way that makes it deserving of a petty revenge medal. 

Whether you're a sweet, single lady trying to flirt and finesse her way into a relationship, or parents trying not to lose their sh*t over their annoying yet adorable kids, life can get pretty darn hectic. This is why some fire life hacks could definitely come in handy - desperate times call for desperate measures. The people of Twitter don't take themselves too seriously, so they've been sharing funny life hacks lately, which we've obviously documented. Would you do any of the life hacks listed below? 

Life often gets challenging, so it would be great to know what other people in the world are doing to make it less complicated that it has to be (other than turning to drinking and partying, which are equally as great). Instead of heading to the bar to get advice from that stereotypical insightful bartender that seems to be in every movie, you can turn to Twitter instead for the best and funniest lifehacks. On this platform, people aren't shy when it comes to giving advice. By the time you finish this short list, you'll surely be ready to live your best life. 

Leading a healthy lifestyle sounds easy in theory, but when it comes to the actual practice, it's not that simple. Fruits and veggies are pretty good, but carbs are objectively better, and this is a basic truth. How are we expected to cut down on pizza, pasta, fries, candy, beer, and more?! This healthy lifestyle demands too much of us, and the people of Twitter get the struggle. They share their deep relationship with carbs on a daily basis, and their thoughts couldn't be more relatable. Scroll down to spiritually consume all of the carbs... and inevitably physically consuming them yourself too. 

Until recently, we didn't think eating was that hard. If you weren't raised by wolves, chances are you can employ cutlery with ease, and know the proper way to eat a burrito or a slice of pizza. It's not rocket science. But somehow, there are people who are alive and exist who make a terrible mockery of the conventions of consumption. It's time for us to raise awareness and take a stand against these absolute monsters. 

After this guy's coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker's selfish pizza plan didn't come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

The Internet is generally a place where people come to complain and rant about everything in their life that drives them crazy. But not today. A Reddit user asked women what drives them crazy - but in a good way. And you already know that the ladies of Reddit didn't disappoint. The responses range from sensual to financial to food-related to totally random. Scroll down for what drives women out of their minds - but in a good way. If you're looking to drive your lady crazy in an amazing way, maybe take notes while you're at it. 

Pizza is a sacred dish. It should be treated as such. We're not sure what was running through the hazy minds of these folks when they went to craft their cursed food abominations. With that being said, everyone's got their thing when it comes to food, and sometimes that thing just escapes the rest of the world's understanding. Like, I don't know if I'll ever be able to fully digest the implications of putting Fruit Loops on pizza. Oh well, time heals all wounds. 

In an ideal world, food would be something that unites the people of Planet Earth. We all need it to survive. Most cultures have figured out ways to make this necessity into something delicious and maybe even luxurious. But as food and cuisine have shifted from "need" to art and pleasure, some people have begun to turn something enjoyable into a source of snobbery and condescension. 

This self-importance and gatekeeping may have been reserved for food writing that reflects more privileged diners, but with the advent of the Internet, food snobs can be found pretty much everywhere. They creep into Twitter threads uninvited to share their tired opinion on fast food pizza. They balk at carbonara recipes that incorporate cream. They write essay-length reviews on Yelp, tearing into cuisines they only think they know something about. But while the diatribes and snide comments are wholly obnoxious, they're also kind of entertaining. These people are so desperate to show that they know better that we can't help but laugh at them.