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Cats Who Poop Standing Up Have All The Chill And Zero Cares

It's a well-known fact that cats pretty much do whatever they want, so when it comes to their pooping positions, they don't stick to the social norms. Sitting down? No thank you, that's for the lazy! These cats are standing tall and proud about doing their business and they want us all to know it. Does your cat do the same?

cats who poop standing up have zero cares and all the chill | thumbnail includes three pictures of cats pooping standing up
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Childish Memes For The Proudly Unsophisticated

If you like crass jokes, crude humor, and a burning desire to unabashedly express your wild and childlike enjoyment of the world, these are the memes for you. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Dumb Jokes, Shitposts, Poop Jokes | Her: Timmy has music concert soon. Kid: Daddy are gonna come? Dad doubt line up looks weak af | Sorry took my pants off at gender reveal party thought were all participating. My bad.
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Redditor Asks If She's The A-Hole For Teaching Fiancé's Family A Stinky Lesson

Warning: discussions of poop ahead.

Food is an undeniable foundation of social relations. In every part of the world, friends and families bond through the sacred tradition of sharing a meal. Who doesn't love food? But social gatherings that revolve around eating aren't a walk in the park for everyone. There are millions of people who suffer from dietary restrictions, which often makes the social aspects of eating pretty awkward. And unfortunately, food allergies aren't taken seriously by everyone. Redditor u/IBgueSt is one of the poor souls out there who lives with a number of food intolerances, which both deny her the pleasure of eating a number of delicious foods, and make her subject to frequent awkward conversations about her gut problems. In this Reddit thread, u/IBgueSt recounts how one day, she'd had enough of her fiancé's family not taking her condition seriously. Rather than walk away from a family meal at the risk of seeming uptight, she instead indulged in food she knew she wouldn't be able to stomach and ended up teaching her future in-laws a smelly lesson in dietary allergies. Was she petty or in the right? The thread of replies that followed are full of hot takes.


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25 Cringey Stories So Awful They Feel Cinematic

Earlier this week writer Caroline Moss asked Twitter to share moments of their lives that seemed more like a bad movie than something IRL. She offered up a tale of being broken up for "not being Jewish enough" while at a National concert. During the set. Many of the responses to her request dwarf her experience in the cringe zone - here are some of the most painful tales we could dig up.

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Markiplier Announces Successful Bowel Movement, Twitter Rejoices

YouTube star Markiplier left fans feeling worried on Wednesday after he posted a video from a hospital bed to let the world know he was suffering from some painful intestinal blockage. Well there's no need to stress any longer, because he has since updated his 13 million Twitter followers with a simple, yet epic tweet: "I pooped." 

A barrage of hilarious congratulatory tweets quickly made '#Hepooped' the sixth most trending topic on Twitter in the United States. The tweets keep flooding in, but we managed to grab some of the most amusing responses to Markiplier's legendary bowel movement announcement. True king shit.

funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter thread, he pooped, #hepooped, markiplier, youtubers, poop, funny tweets, gamers, streamers | Pope Francis holding up tweet King shit. #hepooped Mark @markiplier I pooped.
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Distressed Dude Asks Reddit For Help With A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Funny reddit thread about girlfriend poop on socks, using socks to wipe | r/relationship_advice posted by whattodobedroom think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks wipe after going bathroom. Throwaway, because reasons. TL;DR: Found my gym socks garbage covered poop. Asked girlfriend about She started yelling at and crying and left
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Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

Picture the scene; you're back at a guy's house after a great date, and you feel confident enough to poop in his toilet. No big deal, right? Right. Except, his toilet doesn't flush, and now you're left staring at a big ol' turd floating in his toilet while he waits for you in the other room ready for some sexy time. You want to die. What do you do? If you're Canadian-based Makela St. Fort, you come to the obvious conclusion that there's nothing to do except picking it up, wrapping it in toilet paper, and sticking it in your purse. And finally, live-tweet the whole thing. In disbelief? So was I, until I read the sh*tty ordeal below. Enjoy!

woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse
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A Collection Of Funny Baby Pooping Faces

Babies are adorable, even when they're doing gross (albeit natural) things like throwing up, pooping, and peeing everywhere. And what's even more adorable is when their parents catch these moments on camera. Check out these hilariously cute pictures of babies making faces while they poop, which somehow wouldn't be as sweet if these were the faces of adults. 

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Cruft's 2020 Winning Doggo Poos In Middle Of Arena

Shit happens. 

Maisie, a Dachshund, was this years winner of the canine competition Crufts, the world's greatest dog show! And as she was taking her victory lap for 'Best in Show', all those who tuned into the show and all the spectators at the National Exhibition Centre in Birmingham, got to witness Maisie take a massive dump right in the middle of the arena. 

Now, Maisie is gaining some attention but it might be for all the wrong reasons. Regardless, the Twitter-verse absolutely loved the moment and shared some thoughts. 

dog poo poop crufts funny tweets twitter reactions animals doggo shit dump lol | tweet by Daniel Maier @danielmaier Full credit crufts gallery keeping camera on Maisie duration her victory shit. funny dachshund dog pooping live on tv
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Airbnb Turns Into House of Stinky Nightmares

What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.

Guy rents an airbnb and the plumbing backs up horribly, forcing everyone to leave | r/tifu Posted by DicksOut4Paul TIFU by trusting some rando on Airbnb L Shit River 2K19 have thousand words explain all transpired with Our Dear Friend Paul August 3rd August 4th, 2019. Let spin tale tale Shit River.
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25 People Dish The Dirty Details Of Their Craziest One Night Stands

One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.

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Distressed Dude Asks Reddit For Help With A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Funny reddit thread about girlfriend poop on socks, using socks to wipe | r/relationship_advice posted by whattodobedroom think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks wipe after going bathroom. Throwaway, because reasons. TL;DR: Found my gym socks garbage covered poop. Asked girlfriend about She started yelling at and crying and left
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HE IS NOT A DOG, OK? He doesn't bury treasure, except for the best treasures of all, which come from...his butt. But hey, one kitties poop is another person's treasure. Isn't that how the saying goes? These cat memes remind us how cats think they are the creme de la creme of society (hence why their poop would be treasure). What do you think? Are all cats actually aristocats? Or pir-cats?