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14 reddit text images, dog poop neighbor debacle | thumbnail blue background text "I scooped a poop that seemed larger than most of my dog's. I figured maybe I had given too many treats. Idk. Didn't think much of it. A week later, I was doing my daily poop scooping again when I noticed ANOTHER really large pile"

Disgruntled Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Neighbor After Neighbor's Dog Poops Repeatedly In Dude's Yard

Petty and hilarious, justice is served
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14 screenshots from a Reddit thread about a dog who rolled around human poo | Thumbnail includes a photo of a white poodle covered in poo 'My dog rolled in (what I can only imagine to be) human shit in an alley while I wasn't watching. My god the smell.'

Doggo Surprises Owner With A Fabulous New Feces Fragrance And Regrets Nothing

Y'all like my new perfume?
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twitter thread about avoiding pooping in front of boyfriend | thumbnail text - Mimici @MİMICİ_ Replying to @OnlineAlison If there's a Chinese pharmacy near you, ask for anti-mucous powder. Nothing will come out of your body for days. Or slip him laxatives, to even the field/provide cover for your poops. 5:49 AM - Apr 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

People Offer Hilarious Advice To Woman Who Doesn't Want To Poop In Front Of Her Boyfriend On Vacation (Twitter Thread)

It's a fact that women don't poop
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Redditor Switches Milk On Lactose Intolerant Flatmate, Causes Her To Poop Herself In Job Interview

The devil's in the dairy.
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twitter thread about a waitress asking a woman if she ever taught her about dinosaur poop | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Dr Susannah Lydon ... @susieoftraken So last night we went to eat at a pub, and the young woman serving us said to me "Can I ask you a weird question?". The only answer you can ever give to that question is "Of course..." "Did you come to my school when I was little and show me dinosaur poo?" 1/3 1:50 PM · Apr 9, 2022 - Twitter'

Twitter Thread: Woman Recognizes Old Teacher From Lesson About Fossils And Wholesomeness Ensues

Memorable dino poop.
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It's not a real problem, but strange and funny. Right when she is done with her business, she runs through the home, stops, and runs a again in different directions, scratch the couch, and just acts like on drugs for some minutes. Is this normal behaviour and why? She's a grown cat, not a kitten."10 reddit text images, cats pooping and going crazy | thumbnail includes image of cat going into litter box, text "

Cat Owning Redditors Discuss The Post Poop Zoomies: Cats Going Crazy After A Dump

'Poomies' if you will
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TikTokers are Obsessed with Following this Woman's Poop Saga as She Tries to Take Her Samples to the Lab

TikTokers are Obsessed with Following this Woman's Poop Saga as She Tries to Take Her Samples to the Lab

She's normalizing IBS and proud of it! Plus, when is someone carrying around a bag of poop not funny?? (Please don't answer that…)
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Churnalism piece about mechanical pooper scooper invented by Beetl | thumbnail includes photoshopped image of a dog on a toilet and a photo of the robotic pooper scooper

In The Making: Mechanical Pooper Scooper For The Modern Day Dog Owner

pooping scooping just got a whole lot easier
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Facebook comments about cats being constipated and causing expensive vet visits | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat and one Facebook comment 'Cat - Christine Gutierrez My Tucker recently gave himself bowel obstruction after eating piece foam rubber. He spent 28 hours ICU, had barium study and pooped out. Thank goodness. His poop only cost $1750. O353 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d'

Hyper-Expensive Cat Poops: Unexpected Vet Visits Of Constipated Cats Costing Thousands

Louis Vuitton-level cat turds.
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The Wonderful Musings Of Sewer Tank Trucks

They aren't the best, but they're a solid number 2.
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Sarcastic viral tiktok video has people thinking girls don't poop

Viral TikTok Reveals Shocking Truth That Girls Don't Poop and Commenters Tell You What Really Happens

They actually all get emptied at the “pooperization” factory.
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Tinder Date 'Craps' In Girls Car, Doesn't Pay To Clean It And Then Ghosts Her| Thumbnail Text - White - AITA for venmo requesting $ from a tinder date after he crapped in my car? I(19f) went on a tinder date with a guy who I knew from hs. We were mutual acquaintances before this, and when we matched on tinder we agreed to meet up.

Tinder Date 'Craps' In Girls Car, Doesn't Pay To Clean It And Then Ghosts Her

The audacity smells like sh*t
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This Is Not A Drill: Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Use Twin Toilets

Just why?
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Amazon Package Thieves Face Revenge After Victim Starts Pooping In Parcels

Shopping online is one of life’s little pleasures. There’s nothing quite like opening your front door to a much-needed item — or even better, a random piece of crap you decided to order when you were drunk. However, not everybody gets the privilege of actually opening what they’ve ordered. When it comes to petty crime these days, there are few easier targets than peoples’ parcel deliveries. Whether you end up with a MacBook or some specialist herpes cream is anyone's guess, but that doesn’t see…
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tweets of dogs pooping at inappropriate times | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Sophie Bramnick @sophiebramnick laughing until i cry because this guy's dog just started taking a dump in the middle of the street and cars started honking and the guy yelled "you're stressing him out! he deadass has IBS!" 12:08 AM - Aug 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 11.7K Retweets 369 Quote Tweets 177.8K Likes'

Crosswalk Poop Bandits: Tweets Of Doggos Who Just Can't Hold It In

Poor poop pups.
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Redditor Asks If She's The A-Hole For Teaching Fiancé's Family A Stinky Lesson

Sometimes malicious compliance is the way to go
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