pooping

It's a well-known fact that cats pretty much do whatever they want, so when it comes to their pooping positions, they don't stick to the social norms. Sitting down? No thank you, that's for the lazy! These cats are standing tall and proud about doing their business and they want us all to know it. Does your cat do the same?

Picture the scene; you're back at a guy's house after a great date, and you feel confident enough to poop in his toilet. No big deal, right? Right. Except, his toilet doesn't flush, and now you're left staring at a big ol' turd floating in his toilet while he waits for you in the other room ready for some sexy time. You want to die. What do you do? If you're Canadian-based Makela St. Fort, you come to the obvious conclusion that there's nothing to do except picking it up, wrapping it in toilet paper, and sticking it in your purse. And finally, live-tweet the whole thing. In disbelief? So was I, until I read the sh*tty ordeal below. Enjoy!

Babies are adorable, even when they're doing gross (albeit natural) things like throwing up, pooping, and peeing everywhere. And what's even more adorable is when their parents catch these moments on camera. Check out these hilariously cute pictures of babies making faces while they poop, which somehow wouldn't be as sweet if these were the faces of adults. 

Doggos are quirky sometimes. We all know it and love them for that.

When Will Formico found out his pupper is weird too, he wondered on Dogspotting Society Facebook page if anyone else's dogs poop as weird as his dog does.

Well, the internet let him know everything he needed to know about that thing called "Doggos pooping weird", by sending him some very relatable photos.    

Do you know someone who loves dogs…too much? This 12 months 2020 calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year - each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. This year's wall calendar features a Jack Russell Terrier, Boxer, Maltese, Pit Bull, Labradoodle, Toy Fox Terrier, Portuguese Water Dog and more! And who doesn't like a good cause? $1from each calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need!

When  Hugo-Award winning writer Mary Kowal penned a New York Times essay about gender bias in space, she did not expect a wealth of responses claiming that women we kept from space travel due to a lack of adequate bathroom technology. The concept that only women would face issues relieving themselves was so preposterous that Kowal took to Twitter in hopes of enlightening the masses with some serious space potty history. 

In the thread, Kowal manages to destroy some seriously absurd bathroom-related gender bias and teach us a whole lot about the process of pooping and peeing in zero gravity. It's an informative yet wild and wildly funny ride, and really leaves us with the desire to observe a glove of purple piss floating out of a space toilet. If Kowal schooled you as hard as she did us, give her a follow on Twitter. She's got loads more wisdom to share.

We applaud the wit of these Twitter masterminds and we have included some more Funny Tweets for you. 

We applaud the wit of these Twitter masterminds and we have included some more Funny Tweets for you. 

These memes started as a Tumblr joke, but have evolved to the point that there is a Facebook (@gangsterpopeye is an admin) devoted to the very silly memes. While some people may not appreciate the arguably gross and dirty memes, we find them to be a strangely refreshing dose of stupidity.

Each month on this unique calendar reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. $1 from each "Pooping Pooches" calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need. Cool!