Mistakes happened on paper, too.

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

The perfect man for the job.

Rightfully stumped.

The internet can get an individual into a pretty sticky situation if they aren't careful. One minute you're innocently checking your work inbox and the next you're three years deep into your ex's Instagram, very carefully trying not to accidentally "like" any thirst traps even though you're creeping them from a burner account like an expert stalker. "Who am I?" you ask yourself as the palpable shame permeates your entire being. It wasn't always this way. Before the internet, people sat around a…

She doesn't know why she has a house phone, she doesn't even know the number to it, but boy is she having some fun with it.

Sure, okay.

Simple cases of misspelling that really get us

Memes to share with the gang at Nance's potluck

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

They aren't the best, but they're a solid number 2.

Dollar Tree. Dollar General. Family Dollar. 99 Cents and Up. Discount stores here in the United States are not very inspired in the name department. And they really don't have to be. They serve their purpose: to provide inexpensive necessities to people who really, really need them. Over in the UK, we'd wager people feel similarly about the names of their own bargain businesses. But that's just because across the pond the word “pound” refers to currency instead of, um, doing the nasty. hi twitt…

How about a math tutoring center called Quotient Tangentino.

It's the dadliest catch.

If you like pun, you're in for a treat.