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A Chef delivering food to a law firm gets hired and fired to get by the rules of the security guard | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/Ars-Torok 8 hours ago 4 day hired and fired law firm XXXL Not sure if this one belongs here, but hope enjoy anyway. So this is about five years ago worked as chef at bakery my job make everything but baked goods. Every morning Baker and would walk at about 4 am and knock out all food needed day. This would leave ready go home around 10 AM or so. This put us at

Chef Gets Hired by Law Firm to Foil Security Guard
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Adorable Kitten Carries Secure Blanket With Him Everywhere
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Incompetent manager gets called on his BS and quits.

Incompetent Manager Gets Called On His BS, Makes Fool Of Himself and Quits
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Toddler Achieves Our Childhood Dream of Riding Airport Bag Conveyer
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Moronic Security Guard Calls Cops on Sheriff's Deputy Because He Has a Gun
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Guy uses Nest security camera and Amazon echo to troll his friend crashing at his place in most hilarious way possible.

Guy Tweets Epic Story About Using Nest Security Camera To Troll His Friend To Oblivion
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Dude Tries to Escape Arrest Warrant With "Get Out of Jail Free" Card and Cops Have Perfect Response
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The TSA Is Fed up with Telling Batman Fans They Can't Bring Dark Knight Weapons on Their Flights
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Security Guards Play a Prank on Their Cowardly Coworker
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You Can Open a Lock Without a Key, You Just Need Patience and a Blowtorch
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