sneaky

Oh, kitties... you sneaky little wiggly things. You keep giving us little frights every once in a while, hiding in places where we can never find you. We call your name, we pspsps, we bring out the treats and shake them around, and you... are calmly sleeping in the hair dryer, giving us heart attacks, making us think that we lost you even when you're just having a grand ol' time. 

My goodness, the moment we find you is the most reliving of all. You don't understand, of course, why we're suddenly hugging and kissing and petting you as if we haven't seen you in months. But here we are, and here YOU are, we found you, oh my god, thank goodness. 

There are too many landlords whose amoral ways get them in a heap of trouble. A lot of times their shenanigans is legally dubious and they dig their own grave like this dude who got contractual revenge on his lying landlord. For another landlord one, here's a tenant who staged a coup d'etat on their terrible landlord.

High School happens at a time where kids are grappling with authority. They feel like they should have some independence, but are consistently being held back by rules. Generally, frustration at lack of independence leads to rebellion. And some kinds of rebellion are worse than others.

Twitter user @deanlines chimed in on a thread about rebellious school pranks with his own story. It's not merely a tale of breaking the rules, it's a goddamn roller coaster that might warrant its own film adaptation. And it's all right here for you. 

If you really know cats, then you probably know that most cats love bathrooms. Does your cat follow you into the bathroom? Perhaps he rubs on your legs while you are in there. Maybe hejumps on the counter to lounge in the sink even when you're not around. He might meow loudly and paw at the door if you close it and leave him outside. Some cats seem to want more attention when you are in the bathroom than they do when you are anywhere else in the house. These 8 photos purr-fectly sum up the cutest process of your cat trying to sneak into the toilet with you. 

This one goes out to all those people exploiting those loopholes out there. We knew this type of thing was possible in theory, but you don't expect to be told the story by the person it happened to. A+ effort by that guy who cancelled his appointment free of charge. Escape rooms can be the site of a lot of drama, especially when people try to escape in stupid ways.

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the loopholes that they're currently exploiting. From using the vending machine to make change, to adopting a stubborn philosophy centered on the ideal that you're (potentially) getting paid to be "present" but not productive; people can get away with some sneaky shit. It's all about finding the loophole that works for you. 

A pair of cats has been visiting the Hiroshima Onomichi City Museum for a long time, trying to get inside. A black cat arrived first, as early as June, 2016, but soon brought a ginger cat along too, and together the pair are still trying to sneak past security.

Sneak level is over 9000! 26 hilarious and adorable gifs and images of animals being the sneakiest little sneaky-sneaks you've ever seen! We mean it, these animals are PROS! They probably moonlight as top secret agents. I think we need to invite them to special forces courses to teach soldiers how to be natural ninjas, because these animals could put some professional assassins to shame. 

But if you thought these animals were funny, you should try some of the world's funniest cat memes and see if they compare. Then you can decide which is more satisfying, sneaky sneaks or epic memes.