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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest

Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

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Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

People describe bad grades that they thought would ruin their lives, but didn't | tweet by Roger @iamtherog Elementary School had straight As all 4 years except Penmanship and missed out on getting President's Educational Award because devastated. Now I don't even know if people learn cursive anymore. pic of a red apple on top of a closed book

Bad Grades People Thought Would Ruin Their Lives

People share bad times to quote movies | tweet by TK @TKthekonseptTK she discovered engagement ring u put her cake too late My precious QuoteAMovieAtABadTime x-ray ring inside a person'd body

Bad Times To Quote Movies

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People on Twitter describe what marriage is like to them in one word | tweet by tribetraveler @tribetraveler #MarriagelnOneWord Marriage isn't word s more like sentence

Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

Twitter users share their various breakup stories | blondehound @blondehound #ABreakUpStory He told deserving 14.50/hour because customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't hard Tried explaining emotional labor being nice people who berate things outside control, but he paying 0/hour.

An Emotional Rollercoaster Of Breakup Stories

Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes

Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

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Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.

Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

Twitter users combine the last TV shows they watched with video games for crossovers | tweet by JewelKnightJess *Commissions 0 v @JewelKnightJess last TV show watched is now getting crossover with last videogame played

Twitter Users Combine Last TV Shows They Watched With Video Games

Stranger Things teaser inspires fans to imagine a crossover with Marvel | jim hopper with a shaved head and no beard standing in a snowy forest, red guardian bearded soviet marvel superhero also played by david harbour red guardian origin story

Stranger Things Teaser Inspires Imaginative Marvel Crossover

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People on Twitter react to HGTV's "House Hunters" episode with a throuple on it | tweet by orlibeth @orlibeth just about go sleep HouseHunters comes on with an episode about THROUPLE shopping house Colorado AND they have two kids Definitely staying up watch this #mustseetv #veryprogressiveHGTV!!

Twitter Reacts To "Throuple" Episode On House Hunters

Guy comments on his own wanted ad on Facebook | Richland WA Police Department Wanted Wednesday! Anthony Akers (38) is wanted by Department Corrections Failure Comply. If have any information please call 509-628-0333. Calm down, im going turn myself Richland WA Police Department Hey Anthony haven't seen yet. Our business hours are 8:00 am 5:00 pm Monday through Friday course if need ride can call non- emergency (509-628-0333) and will pick up.

Guy Comments On Police's Wanted Ad For Him

Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

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Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

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3-year-Veteran Employee gets passed over by New Hire for a promotion they were promised, then has to train her and is still helping her do her job a year later

3-year-Veteran Employee gets passed over by New Hire for a promotion they were promised, then has to train her and is still helping her do her job a year later

30 Unhinged Little Meowers With Midnight Zoomies

30 Unhinged Little Meowers With Midnight Zoomies

'It's amazing how patient he is with that adorable little girl': The online feline family is fawning over the beautiful bond of a gentle cat and his smallest fan

'It's amazing how patient he is with that adorable little girl': The online feline family is fawning over the beautiful bond of a gentle cat and his smallest fan

31 Happy Kitten Memes to Meownifest a Spectacular Mew'd

31 Happy Kitten Memes to Meownifest a Spectacular Mew'd

Professional photographer does her brother's catering company's marketing for free until he jokes that her career isn't “real" at a party; so she sends him an invoice: ‘I have clients who pay me very well for what I give him for free’

Professional photographer does her brother's catering company's marketing for free until he jokes that her career isn't “real" at a party; so she sends him an invoice: ‘I have clients who pay me very well for what I give him for free’

Kindhearted teen cares for a sweet stray cat who has lived outside their building for years, but faces difficulty giving her a home: ‘I can't bring her inside since my mom doesn't allow a cat.’

Kindhearted teen cares for a sweet stray cat who has lived outside their building for years, but faces difficulty giving her a home: ‘I can't bring her inside since my mom doesn't allow a cat.’

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