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Computational biologist breaks down how he sees the Coronavirus shaking out | Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois should be qualified comment on covid-19 pandemic computational/system biologist working on infectious diseases and have spent five years world class 'pandemic response modelling' unit this thread will summarise believe don't) know 1/12) 10:39 PM Mar 14, 2020 Twitter Web App 19.4K Retweets 46.3K Likes Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois Mar 14 Replying BallouxFrancois After having spent

Twitter Thread: Computational/System Biologist Shares Thoughts On COVID-19

Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say | tweet by Gabby @gnsmith7 Replying jimmyfallon Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese Tell want stop Kid whispering himself Never KidQuotes

Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

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Funny tweets from the Lawrence Police Department on Twitter | Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD Is 20 tubes disinfectant wipes reasonable amount 600 sq ft apartment is not reasonable amount should not buy many tubes. Maybe just one or two? been 38 minutes since told wash hands and had hands all over germ infested phone reading tweets. Wash hands, wipe down phone, and return some TP store. And don't crime.

Comedy Gems From Lawrence Police Department's Twitter

Twitter users share tips on bizarre ways to manage anxiety | tweet by 1SafeDriver.com @1SafeDriver #BizarreWaysToManageAnxiety cover everything bubble wrap

Bizarre Ways To Manage Anxiety (20 Tweets)

Facebook scammer loses to a user's logic | Amanda Pablo Hi am interested paid video post on page will provide page related content will surely increase page's reach and will pay am using facebook ads on videos. let know if interested. Hello are interested?

Facebook Scammer Loses To Logic

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Twitter users share how to lose a job in four words | tweet by Adriano&Paulina @keet0007 #LoseYourJobln4Words This speaks itself ON THE JOB DON'T WAKE WORKING SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED group of people posing with a sleeping person

Twitter Users Share How To Lose A Job In Four Words

Twitter users share their favorite fun facts | tweet by Sawston Wealth SAWSTON @SawstonWealth TH MANAGENMENT #FunFactFriday least rainy place on earth isn't desert. Antarctica gets only 6.5 inches rain or snow per year, making continent with lowest annual rainfall.

People Share Their Favorite Fun Facts

Twitter thread highlights the differences of American healthcare vs everywhere else in the world | tweet by Kyle McLain @FarmboyinJapan An American client mine experienced medical emergency while Tokyo insisted go hospital. However, she tears, screaming she couldn't afford and absolutely didn't want go grand total her uninsured emergency room visit Tokyo 33

Twitter Thread On American Healthcare Vs Everywhere Else In The World

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A collection of inspirational quotes from John Cena on Twitter | tweet from wwe pro wrestling star John Cena WeAreAmerica @JohnCena Control controllable disorder others is only chaos if make so.

Inspirational Quotes From John Cena On Twitter

Twitter users debate whether "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire" is a better show | tweet by VanLathan @VanLathan Today's argument s better show, Breaking Bad or Wire SheaSerrano

Twitter Users Argue Over "Breaking Bad" And "The Wire"

Twitter thread shares knowledge on N95 masks | Leora Horwitz @leorahorwitzmd Non medical friends, let's have chat about masks. So bought yourself box N95 masks and think good COVID19. Let tell my hospital makes do EVERY YEAR make sure my N95 mask fits (yes, they come sizes Watch out: long thread ahead!

Twitter Thread Shares Knowledge On N95 Masks

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Twitter thread with a story about how strangers come to all be part of same social circle | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER

Twitter Thread: Love Story Is Strange, Wholesome, And Dark

teacher funny greet as he enters the classroom

Professor Greets Class Everyday With "Whazaaaa" From Budweiser Commercials

Funny Facebook post where a cat says he'll run around the house at 3am if he gets one like | just one like and i'll run around the house at 3am for literally no reason say no more cat

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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches