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Funny Facebook post where a cat says he'll run around the house at 3am if he gets one like | just one like and i'll run around the house at 3am for literally no reason say no more cat

Zoomieeees!

Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

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Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist | tweet by Heather Harris Michonski @HHSKIBSU #CreepyThingsThatShouldntExist Photos with Easter Bunny! old vintage photos of crying kids sitting in the laps of people dressed as the easter bunny

Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist

Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at our kitchen counter. Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix He couldn't see but saw him skinny guy, eating our leftovers

Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents

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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Field geophysicist identifies what kind of rock that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is | Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon FAQ: Is @TheRock igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary d be rude examine his texture, so consider his origin path. He's evolved under immense pressure, dramatically changed yet never shattered, and doesn't explode even provoked. Metamorphic.

Twitter Thread: What Kind Of Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is

Dog with great hair | photos from two different angles of a spaniel dog wearing a tartan bandanna around its neck brown and white with long auburn curly fur on his ears that looks like an afro hairstyle

Finley, The Springer Spaniel, Is Taking The Internet By Storm With His Gorgeous Curls

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Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

People describe bad grades that they thought would ruin their lives, but didn't | tweet by Roger @iamtherog Elementary School had straight As all 4 years except Penmanship and missed out on getting President's Educational Award because devastated. Now I don't even know if people learn cursive anymore. pic of a red apple on top of a closed book

Bad Grades People Thought Would Ruin Their Lives

People share bad times to quote movies | tweet by TK @TKthekonseptTK she discovered engagement ring u put her cake too late My precious QuoteAMovieAtABadTime x-ray ring inside a person'd body

Bad Times To Quote Movies

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People on Twitter describe what marriage is like to them in one word | tweet by tribetraveler @tribetraveler #MarriagelnOneWord Marriage isn't word s more like sentence

Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

Instagram vs what people actually look like | side by side comparison two photos of kylie jenner in a blue dress, one is edited photoshopped to give her a slimmer waist and one shows he real figure. four photos of a woman with her face heavily filtered to the point it does not look real.

Instagram VS Reality (Potential Facetunes And Photoshops)

Twitter users share their various breakup stories | blondehound @blondehound #ABreakUpStory He told deserving 14.50/hour because customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't hard Tried explaining emotional labor being nice people who berate things outside control, but he paying 0/hour.

An Emotional Rollercoaster Of Breakup Stories

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Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Stranger Things teaser inspires fans to imagine a crossover with Marvel | jim hopper with a shaved head and no beard standing in a snowy forest, red guardian bearded soviet marvel superhero also played by david harbour red guardian origin story

Stranger Things Teaser Inspires Imaginative Marvel Crossover