stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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Factory worker starts 30 minutes later when "bean counter" says he isn't going to be paid for that time to save on costs, company loses money instead when the entire production line is forced to shut down because he's not there: 'I don't work for free'
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One-bedroom apartment renter endures elderly neighbor turned property manager who nitpicks everything from bike storage to candle smells: ‘I am a quiet tenant, rarely have guests over, keep my space clean’
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'Ben had been living in the office since late May': Intern gets away with sleeping in the office for two months before getting caught by another employee
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Dog rescues tiny kitten from the rubble of a fire, adopting her and not leaving her side, and the kitten falls right back in love with her: 'The kitten actually cries if the dog moves from the kennel'
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Entitled siblings conspire to get 80-year-old mother's secret inheritance, mother retaliates by taking them out of the will: 'She doesn't have a secret bank account'
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