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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Random Memes To Distract From Life's Pain

Life is pain. Life is thankless. But you know what? There are blips of happiness and humor that grace us every now and then. These memes might qualify as one such blip for your and yours.

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Random Memes To Distract From Life's Pain

Life is pain. Life is thankless. But you know what? There are blips of happiness and humor that grace us every now and then. These memes might qualify as one such blip for your and yours.

funny random memes | 2020 s going started: SBUteringsapphom This is fine dog in a burning room with an I voted sticker | (on Death Row) guard would like last meal? woman: idk do want? prisoner in jail
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Random Memes To Distract From Life's Pain

Life is pain. Life is thankless. But you know what? There are blips of happiness and humor that grace us every now and then. These memes might qualify as one such blip for your and yours.

funny random memes | 2020 s going started: SBUteringsapphom This is fine dog in a burning room with an I voted sticker | (on Death Row) guard would like last meal? woman: idk do want? prisoner in jail
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Random Memes To Distract From Life's Pain

Life is pain. Life is thankless. But you know what? There are blips of happiness and humor that grace us every now and then. These memes might qualify as one such blip for your and yours.

funny random memes | 2020 s going started: SBUteringsapphom This is fine dog in a burning room with an I voted sticker | (on Death Row) guard would like last meal? woman: idk do want? prisoner in jail
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Random Memes To Distract From Life's Pain

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Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

Having conquered the house, Earnie talks about the strangest room he's found - the bathroom. 'The chamber of water' as he calls it, or, even more accurately, 'the torture chamber', where there are three terrifying watery devices, including the toiler, the sink, and the worst one of course, the bathtub. 

Meowmoirs: the fifth entry of Earnie's diary, and with power, comes the responsibility of protecting the humans from accidentally drowning in all the watery devices. 

Read about his experiences with the chamber and his decision to watch the humans in the bathroom whenever they go in there - every single time. He must protect them. After all, how would they survive without him? 

Last week's entry about the quest to the wet food cabinet is right here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the fifth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the bathroom from the perspective of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a sink with the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The bathroom November 6, 2020 "Yes. They sit on the water bowl... Every single time they CANHAS CHEEZ RCER go into 'the chamber of water', I must join."'
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You've gotta hand it to Radiant Plumbing and Air Conditioning for putting together whatever on God's green earth this thing is. We're totally blind regarding their acumen at putting a toilet back together, but they seem pretty damn good at putting a toilet-themed sci-fi parody together. It's got that local-business-vibe. It's got lasers. It's got everything, man.

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Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

Picture the scene; you're back at a guy's house after a great date, and you feel confident enough to poop in his toilet. No big deal, right? Right. Except, his toilet doesn't flush, and now you're left staring at a big ol' turd floating in his toilet while he waits for you in the other room ready for some sexy time. You want to die. What do you do? If you're Canadian-based Makela St. Fort, you come to the obvious conclusion that there's nothing to do except picking it up, wrapping it in toilet paper, and sticking it in your purse. And finally, live-tweet the whole thing. In disbelief? So was I, until I read the sh*tty ordeal below. Enjoy!

woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse
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Cringey Toilets That Are Cursed To Oblivion

Cursed toilets have a knack for making our insides squirm. Usually, one doesn't see a picture of a toilet set up so that it's facing a lecture hall. Usually, one doesn't see a toilet through the thin slit window frame of a wooden door. Usually, one doesn't see a toilet installed within some sort of tiled armchair contraption. But here we are. 

A carefully curated collection of different, weird toilets | toilet padded with princess blue ruffles fabrics and lace | toilet facing an open space with rows of chairs for viewers
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There May Be A Shortage Of Toilet Paper, But Not Of Toilet Paper Memes

Coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus. What else are people talking about nowadays? Yes, the unknown is scary and confusing, but people seem to be losing sight of reality. The public has embarked on a frenzy of buying stores out of toilet paper as if their lives depend on it, rather than food, medicine, and games to keep themselves entertained - all of which would be a lot more sensible. Unsurprisingly, coronavirus toilet paper memes are as hot of a commodity as toilet paper itself and here are some of our favorites to get you through this period of social distancing.

coronavirus toilet paper memes twitter funny facebook | the year is 2024 coronavirus was worse than we expected toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs i have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs the police are approaching they have surrounded my home my gun is loaded aiming at the door they want my paper
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Terrific Bathroom Graffiti People Witnessed

Public restrooms are an interesting thing. It's a public place designed to facilitate the most private moments of day-to-day life. The latent tension and long list of expectations in a public restroom make them inherently funny places. Understandably, strange things happen in public restrooms. The artists and laymen who create bathroom graffiti are the unsung poets of our age.

Funny bathroom graffiti people found | reddit posed by coolcleverfunnyname Not exactly bathroom stall but bathroom bar my hometown there's condom machine says refund insert baby Always made chuckle.
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Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms

A public restroom can be a strange place. It's a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here's funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.

Strange and funny things that happened to people in public bathrooms | LiccFlair 6.4k points 2 days ago 3 had pleasure hearing some poor soul trying pass kidney stone movie theater restroom. His screams would have scared shit out if wasn't why there first place.
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This is insane on so many levels. This toilet's ready to eat up the world. 

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Enthusiastic Daughter Cheers Dad On In Gas Station Bathroom Emergency

Here's one dad's story of what happened when he was stuck between a rock and a hard place in an Oregon gas station bathroom. Apparently his daughter remembered all the toilet training support and he got played a reverse-Uno card. Parents often find themselves in strange moments with their kids being weird and dumb.

Funny story of dad taking daughter into bathroom and she cheers him on | kids were van, while inside looking cornflakes with my 4yo b- lined into restroom, making just time had no choice but take my 4yo into stall with Aspen watched as struggled, Moana light-up crocs on wrong feet, blue eyes wide and
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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won't want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it's not. 

People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes
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