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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Inconvenient, Weird and Stupid Interior Design

When in doubt, carpet the bathroom.
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I Poop, Therefore I Think

Funny meme about forgetting your phone before getting on the toilet, philosophizing, cookie monster | When you forget to bring your phone to the toilet so you start philosophizing- Without my cookies, I'm just a monster.
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animation of a cat discovering the bathroom for the first time thumbnail includes a picture of a cat yelling at a bath full of water

Meowmoirs: Cat Versus The Bathroom

Cats Vs. Water: the ultimate battle
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Live tweet story of millennials breaking up, dropping phone in the toilet, cringe. | Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones THREAD just overheard one most Millennial breakups, ever. Scene apartment across alley our windows face) Intro: High-pitched voice screaming horror movie scream can only only be described as "blood curdling" Young woman S WRONG

Dude Live Tweets Millennial Cheating Saga To Hilarious Results

Wow
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the fifth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the bathroom from the perspective of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a sink with the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The bathroom November 6, 2020 "Yes. They sit on the water bowl... Every single time they CANHAS CHEEZ RCER go into 'the chamber of water', I must join."'

Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

Or as Earnie calls it: the chamber of water. The fifth entry of Earnie's diary!
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Plumber's Terminator-Inspired Ad is A Lot

"I'll be backed-up," or something. That's good, right?
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woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse

Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

A truly sh*tty situation
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A carefully curated collection of different, weird toilets | toilet padded with princess blue ruffles fabrics and lace | toilet facing an open space with rows of chairs for viewers

Cringey Toilets That Are Cursed To Oblivion

These toilets are not like the others.
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Got That Good Sh*t

Funny meme that reads, "Toilet paper seeds .25 each" above a photo of a bag of toilet paper rolls
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coronavirus toilet paper memes twitter funny facebook | the year is 2024 coronavirus was worse than we expected toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs i have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs the police are approaching they have surrounded my home my gun is loaded aiming at the door they want my paper

There May Be A Shortage Of Toilet Paper, But Not Of Toilet Paper Memes

Memes make things less crappy
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Funny bathroom graffiti people found | reddit posed by coolcleverfunnyname Not exactly bathroom stall but bathroom bar my hometown there's condom machine says refund insert baby Always made chuckle.

Terrific Bathroom Graffiti People Witnessed

Poetry at its finest.
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Strange and funny things that happened to people in public bathrooms | LiccFlair 6.4k points 2 days ago 3 had pleasure hearing some poor soul trying pass kidney stone movie theater restroom. His screams would have scared shit out if wasn't why there first place.

Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms

Welcome to the jungle, baby.
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video of a super powerful toilet flushing 5 lbs of gummi bears

The Most Powerful Toilet The World's Ever Seen

Seems like a very hungry toilet.
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Funny story of dad taking daughter into bathroom and she cheers him on | kids were van, while inside looking cornflakes with my 4yo b- lined into restroom, making just time had no choice but take my 4yo into stall with Aspen watched as struggled, Moana light-up crocs on wrong feet, blue eyes wide and

Enthusiastic Daughter Cheers Dad On In Gas Station Bathroom Emergency

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People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes

Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

Let the people take their breaks in peace!
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Busted Toilet Does a Great Chewbacca

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