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tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals

Mariel Ruvinsky

A funny collection of posts from the satirical king of the internet, Skweezy Jibbs | MY SONS ZOOM CLASS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SLAUGHTERED JIGGLYPUFF MY TUB | Where r u 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 14:11 WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell u dont love 14:23 14:26 f k 14:29 HELP 14:29

Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

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list of different kinds of service dogs with explanations about them and pictures thumbnail includes a picture of a dog and a kid lying on the floor with the caption 'Photo caption - (Conpr Autism Therapy Dogs Dogs are specifically trained to aid people with Autism, giving them an anchor in overwhelming situations. The dogs also provide an emotional connection not achievable by some with Autism'

Service Dog Appreciation Because Doggos Deserve Love

Mariel Ruvinsky

cute and funny tumblr thread about cats - thumbnail of beginning of tumblr thread, "Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household."

Tumblr Thread About How All Cats Talk Like Disparaged Victorian Children

tumblr thread explaining what cats think when we kiss them as well as what cats and dogs think when we accidentally step on them thumbnail includes a picture of a girl kissing a cat 'Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family.'

Tumblr Explains Cats' Thoughts When Humans Kiss Their Heads

Mariel Ruvinsky

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A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

A Tumblr thread about people guessing top secret info with common sense | phoenixyfriend 5 spazzcat Follow tilthat TIL Tom Clancy's stories were so detailed, many assumed he ex-military fact he never served. He wrote most his stories his spare time whilst working as an insurance salesman. via ift.tt alternative-munster Follow He actually interrogated by Feds this.

Tumblr Thread: Tom Clancy's Brain Freaked Out The Military

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

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A scary Tumblr thread about spiders and cranberry bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th heartachedreamboy forget some people dont understand massachusetts

Tumblr Thread: Spiders Rule The Cranberry Bogs

tumblr post of a tarot card deck made up of iconic cat memes thumbnail includes three images of tarot cards including one of a cat looking at a phone 'Cat - THE HERMIT.' a cat with a magician's hat on 'Cat - THE MAGICIAN. ignal.' and a cat in front of a mirror 'Cat - JUDGEMENT.'

Tumblr Creates Tarot Card Deck Out Of Iconic Cat Memes

Mariel Ruvinsky

relaxing pictures of cats hiding from the rain at home thumbnail includes two pictures including two cats covered by a blanket in front of a window during the rain and another of two cats snuggling on a table in front of a window while it's raining

Staying Warm With Cats Hiding From The Rain At Home

Mariel Ruvinsky

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A funny Tumblr thread about the ridiculous adventures of a toy T-Rex | walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOL T Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD

Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Adventures Of Wexter The T-Rex

pictures of dogs and puppies wearing raincoats thumbnail includes two pictures of dogs wearing yellow raincoats walking in the rain

Welcoming The Cold Weather With Adorkable Dogs Wearing Raincoats

Mariel Ruvinsky

A quick and funny Tumblr post about the cursed alchemy process | serialreblogger serialreblogger E alexithetransformingk Follow anonymous asked don't actually believe lead can be turned gold, right? normal-horoscopes Follow SEE HERES THING

Quick Tumblr Post On Cursed Alchemy

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A Tumblr post about kids' various hilarious misconceptions about teachers | icouldwritebooks love little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions s going on. So far encountered following: 1. T had been teaching little girl several months one day she said My mother says real person, not an app. If real person, show husband.

Tumblr Post: Kids' Hilarious Misconceptions About Teachers

tumblr pictures of cats hanging out in graveyards for a Halloween spooktober special thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat sitting on a gremlin shaped grave and another cat hanging out between tombstones

Spooktober Special: Cats Hanging Out In Graveyards

Mariel Ruvinsky

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