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A funny Tumblr thread about the intelligence of dwarves beards | deluxeloy Theory: So know dwarves have thing with beards if 's not just cultural standard or mere coincidence if there's reason? See, dwarves like dig lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all rock and disturbing all earth kicks up lot dust and dirt. If do every day without proper breathing protection which Ancient Dwarves

Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Beards Are Too Smart

A funny Tumblr thread about a strange cat | remember-there--mist Today shut my cat fridge. Okay, so here's deal. Tali loves fridge don't know why, but every single time open she bolts and jumps She crawls into back fridge and nestles int smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been l'll close fridge without knowing she's there. And course, today went go grab my Brita filter pour myself some water wasn't really watching fridge, and just opened and closed really quickly

Strange Cat Loves Being In The Fridge

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pictures and gifs of cats being fascinated with laundry thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a cat wrapped up in laundry and another of a kitten standing on top of a laundry pile screaming

Cats And Their Strange Fascination With Laundry

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Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

Tumblr sci fi story about aliens afraid of humans | dalekteaservice knew about planet called Earth centuries before made contact with its indigenous species course spent decades studying them afar first researchers had fight years even get grant course. They kept getting laughed out halls T-Class Death World had not only produced sapient life, but Stage Two civilization joke, obviously had be joke. And then wasn't. And all stopped laughing. Instead got very, very nervous watched as human

Tumblr Thread: Aliens Fear of Humans Is a Galactic Feels Trip

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A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

A story about how witches roll | vintagegal Girls pose by jail recalls witch trials 1692 Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken 1945. theybuildbuildings recently learned water Salem contaminated with fungus which LSD is derived and legitimate theory whole thing is everyone town tripping balls

Tumblr Thread: Crazy Reason People Believe In Witches

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Tumblr discusses self involvement of cats | froody Follow Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household. cryoverkiltmilk Follow spiritual successor

Tumblr Thread: Cats are Verbose, Irrational Narcissists

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

Pro Tips For Spooky Season

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A Tumblr thread that appreciates Snoop Dogg. | dandy-boi-ftm Follow best part is fact out two them Martha Stewart one who went prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder self defense no judging) and America's Best Housewife sent jail because insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild

Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg

tumblr thread on cat construction foreman | His name is Black and adopted by workers construction site Antofagasta, Chile. He found by some workers near area he just kitten, and they decided take care care him workers loved him and one cleaning ladies site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits him. He officialy named foreman and had its own access credential construction site belive

Tumblr Thread: The Chilean Cat Foreman

A funny Tumblr thread about how weird humans are with animation | carbonfiberpersonality whatevercomestom Follow vrabia Follow NEON NO @Neon_woof studios: ok 's absolutely imperative audience knows which one is GIRL wolf and which one is BOY wolf studios, every single time: ok wait got

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird With Animation

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cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

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