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A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

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funny memes, memes, tumblr, where's waldo | okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

There He Is

tumblr thread about elephants being the sweetest animals thumbnail includes part of the thread 'Text - and they aren't really "scared of mice" but they will get upset and try really hard to get away from a mouse because (we think) they are really afraid of stepping on the mouse!!! they know they are big and have big stompy feets and they are afraid of stepping on other animals!!!'

Tumblr Thread: Elephants Are The Sweetest Animals

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A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

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funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human

Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

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wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes two pictures of a tiny fox including one where it's standing by someone's leg and another where it's biting someone's leg 'Human - onlylolgifs baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive ambrena tag your extreme horror please Source: lolgifs.net #gif 1,230,147 notes ...'

Wholesome Tumblr Posts For A Wholesome End To The Week

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tumblr thread about an abused dog getting adopted and learning to bark again thumbnail includes a picture of a dog '"When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in."'

Tumblr Thread: Dog Previously Mistreated For Barking Learns To Bork Again

Mariel Ruvinsky

Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal | sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

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A funny Tumblr post about the impact of the internet on curse words. | feywildwest Follow one weirdest ways language is evolving response internet is bad words" just. do not have same impact anymore constantly forget some people think °fuck is terrible insult so threats and insults have start getting really out there if person wants even mean anything. if person told die shrug off but if opened

Tumblr Post: Internet's Changing The Evolution Of Curse Words

Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

tumblr thread about the differences between big cats thumbnail includes a picture of a cheetah 'Organism - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Follow cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop' and a picture of a jaguar 'https://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/162337381315/ask-me-about-the-difference-between'

Tumblr Thread: Cutely Explaining The Differences Between Big Cats

Mariel Ruvinsky

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tumblr thread about a stray kitten getting rescued thumbnail includes two pictures including of a stray scared kitten and another of the same kitten looking happy 'Skin - What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable.'

Tumblr Thread: Saving And Adopting A Helpless Stray Kitten

Mariel Ruvinsky

A Tumblr thread on how surprising it is that court reporters are able to keep a straight face | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact?

Tumblr Thread On Ridiculous Overheards During Court Proceedings

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Manager calls out employee for using phone while on lunchbreak in company cafeteria: 'That's not a professional look'

Manager calls out employee for using phone while on lunchbreak in company cafeteria: 'That's not a professional look'

Employee drives 2 hours into office to find that nobody else is there, coworkers didn't tell them not to come in: 'Even the newer staff knew not to come in, but nobody is answering'

Employee drives 2 hours into office to find that nobody else is there, coworkers didn't tell them not to come in: 'Even the newer staff knew not to come in, but nobody is answering'

Little kitten shows up at doorstep in a foot of snow, kind humans take him in and he feels at home immediately: 'The universe thought that we needed a new cat for Christmas'

Little kitten shows up at doorstep in a foot of snow, kind humans take him in and he feels at home immediately: 'The universe thought that we needed a new cat for Christmas'

Job candidate bluffs during interview with HR about having a better job offer to get them raise their offer, but begins to panic when asked for a copy of the offer to send to compensation team: 'The problem is, this other offer doesn't exist'

Job candidate bluffs during interview with HR about having a better job offer to get them raise their offer, but begins to panic when asked for a copy of the offer to send to compensation team: 'The problem is, this other offer doesn't exist'

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