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A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

Funny random memes and tweets, animal memes, relatable memes, depressing memes, dank memes, tumblr, adhd, gordon ramsay | Looks like this pigeon had pretty intense phone call bird leaving tracks in snow | Winter is here and invisible man back stock photos of women coughing into their fists

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tumblr thread about kittens in vet clinics getting temporary names and a kitten named 'Trash Bag' getting adopted thumbnail includes a picture of a black kitten and the text 'Text - drferox Follow 'Temporary' Names Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they're too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they're big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them 'temporary' names. Organism - drferox Foll'

Tumblr Thread: Kitten 'Temporarily' Called 'Trash Bag' Gets Adopted

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A Tumblr thread about the real reasons behind people wearing fur clothing. | teaboot Follow understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such good resource? Like My mom bought sturdy leather coat 1989 my 20's and now wear coat s 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like plastic one rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into ecosystem every time 's washed, takes billion years decompose, lasts maybe decade if super duper careful, and uses

Tumblr Thread: Fur Clothing Vs. Vegan Clothing

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

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collection of wholesome and positive tumblr cat posts thumbnail includes one short tumblr thread 'Text - got-stars-in-your-eyes My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We've been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying "looks like we're almost home!" Bless his heart. got-stars-in-your-eyes Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we tooka wrong turn and is very concerned about who'

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A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

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adorable tumblr thread of what real wolves are like - thumbnail of beginning of thread "if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know"

Wholesome Tumblr Thread As To What Real Wolves Are Like

tumblr thread about an academic paper about chickens thumbnail includes a snippet of the paper and all the words in it are 'chicken'

Tumblr Classics: Academic Paper Which Is All Chicken

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A Tumblr thread about ask culture vs guess culture | mefitours-blog-blog Ask Culture and Guess Culture "One my wife's distant friends has attempted invite herself stay with us, again writes exasperated owner prime 2 bedroom apartment New York City this Ask MetaFilter question She did this last March, and used excuse starting new job and needing do x, y, and z as well as out town" excuse any remaining dates. This got us off scot-free, but both knew time would come again and 's here need final

Tumblr Thread: Ask Culture Vs. Guess Culture

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funny memes, random memes, stupid memes, dank memes, relatable memes, shitposts, memes, funny, lol, twitter memes, funny tweets, tumblr | Whenever see someone on one these like imagine they started out with much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps | walking by and saying good boy no reason pet young michael scott shaking ed truck's hand

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Funny Tumblr posts | idiopathicsmile Follow Not sure explain but April quarantine content had distinctly different feel than August quarantine content silvermarmoset Follow april gonna do so many projects counting squirrels! banana bread! august: burn down government

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Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

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Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids Is A National Treasure

Tumblr stories of places and things being gothic | themmfatale 2020 gothic join zoom call. everyone's mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway stare at squares with faces them. which is face can't be sure news is full numbers try learn they mean, but articles are full jargon fields have no experience and swear numbers change blink wake up sleep wake up sleep many days have no idea go walk shadow follows down street, moving move, stopping stop. always recommended six feet away every day get

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Landowning couple returns home from cruise vacation to find their neighbor has trespassed and dug a creek through their property: 'Our fence is broken, but he says he will fix it and pay for it…'

Landowning couple returns home from cruise vacation to find their neighbor has trespassed and dug a creek through their property: 'Our fence is broken, but he says he will fix it and pay for it…'

Manager forgets to collect office key from employee after firing them, demands employee return to give it back, they refuse: ‘You can change the locks'

Manager forgets to collect office key from employee after firing them, demands employee return to give it back, they refuse: ‘You can change the locks'

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

A Silly Selection of 23 ‘Not My Cat’ Moments When Humans Had an Unexpected Visit From a Feline Friend

A Silly Selection of 23 ‘Not My Cat’ Moments When Humans Had an Unexpected Visit From a Feline Friend

‘We got a message that they would like him back “for a few days”, because one of their girls weren’t pregnant like they thought she was.’: A couple’s maine coon adoption turns to conflict after the cattery owner wants the cat to come back and breed

‘We got a message that they would like him back “for a few days”, because one of their girls weren’t pregnant like they thought she was.’: A couple’s maine coon adoption turns to conflict after the cattery owner wants the cat to come back and breed

‘I'm not an atm so please don't message me if you just intend on asking for money’: Childhood friend Miley reconnects only to ask for small cash “emergencies” until a clear boundary ends her demands routine

‘I'm not an atm so please don't message me if you just intend on asking for money’: Childhood friend Miley reconnects only to ask for small cash “emergencies” until a clear boundary ends her demands routine

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