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collection of wholesome and positive tumblr cat posts thumbnail includes one short tumblr thread 'Text - got-stars-in-your-eyes My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We've been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying "looks like we're almost home!" Bless his heart. got-stars-in-your-eyes Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we tooka wrong turn and is very concerned about who'

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A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

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adorable tumblr thread of what real wolves are like - thumbnail of beginning of thread "if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know"

Wholesome Tumblr Thread As To What Real Wolves Are Like

tumblr thread about an academic paper about chickens thumbnail includes a snippet of the paper and all the words in it are 'chicken'

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Tumblr Thread: Ask Culture Vs. Guess Culture

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Funny Tumblr posts | idiopathicsmile Follow Not sure explain but April quarantine content had distinctly different feel than August quarantine content silvermarmoset Follow april gonna do so many projects counting squirrels! banana bread! august: burn down government

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Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

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A funny Tumblr thread about why Spy Kids is so great | breadlesbian Follow still do not understand possessed so many well-respected actors do spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did want these beautiful, terrible movies be blemish on career forever why antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then spy kids he looked like this

Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids Is A National Treasure

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funny tumblr posts about animals thumbnail includes to pictures of a rabbit including one where someone is touching the rabbit's forehead with their finger and another where they lift their finger and a finer shaped hole stays on the rabbit's head and the caption 'Skin - iridessence I'M SCREAMING this was SO rude Source: hitmewithcute 172,828 notes Oct 18th, 2020'

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A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

funny nerdy memes, gaming, dungeons and dragons, star wars, lord of the rings | TRAIL MIX PARTY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES THEIR ACTIONS *DM* Look at thing. Nature is beautiful Ron Swanson | Gandalf Theoden about his sons death: Gandalf Denethor: Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous fucking donkey. Gordon Ramsay

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A funny Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't a real color after all | astercrash Follow Watching human technological developments has be really stressful aliens because every time look like going invent something even remotely cool immediately use hurt another human. astercrash Follow Human gets stick* Alien: yes Human grabs rock* Alien: YES Human invents hammer* Alien: YESYESYESYES Human murders his neighbour Thagbar* Alien: god FUCKING dammit 7,684 notes

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tumblr thread and posts about a rooster who always lets hens eat snacks first unless its blueberries thumbnail includes a picture of a rooster and the caption 'Text - samandriel Follow the same rooster - god guys he's so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won't have any treats until they've had as much as they want, unless it's a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he's a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don't play no'

Tumblr Thread: Gentleman Rooster Always Lets Lady Friends Eat First

Funny New Zealand bird election drama | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses S biggest-gaudiest-patro recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc politics or anything, but bc HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over 2020 Bird Year Contest. someone called kiwi Fat Flightless Fuck white-faced heron accused racism, voter fraud is rampant

Tumblr Thread: New Zealand's Bird Election Was a Mess