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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

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Twitter User Provides Insight Into Devastating Australian Bushfire

tweet by goodboyalfie: May I Offer You... Alfie. a human holding a sleeping cream colored cat in an offering gesture.

We accept

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Twitter Users Discuss The Sexiest Scene On Disney+

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Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

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Happy New Year!

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Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

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Rad Dad Memes to Achieve Dad Dreams

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Cat Owners Reveal Their Cats' Weird Shenanigans (Tweets)

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Difference Between "Kill" And "No-Kill" Shelters (Important Thread)

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Story Of A Man Sentenced To Life Without Parole For Stealing $9

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Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

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Meowy Christmas: Cat Gives Birth Under Christmas Tree

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16 Dank Memes That'll Inject Your Day With A Little Edge

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Benji The Dog Is Not Allowed In With His New Leaf (Tweets)

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Santa Has Got His Hands Full With These Wish Lists

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Coworker calls out the entire office, CC's everyone in bold resignation email: 'I've had a great time watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

Coworker calls out the entire office, CC's everyone in bold resignation email: 'I've had a great time watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

Woman stuck working for a CEO who's best friends with her sister, gets tired of him making separation of personal and professional life an impossible (work-life) balancing act: ‘[My] work relationship and my personal life are becoming too intertwined’

Woman stuck working for a CEO who's best friends with her sister, gets tired of him making separation of personal and professional life an impossible (work-life) balancing act: ‘[My] work relationship and my personal life are becoming too intertwined’

Employee fired for attending grandfather’s funeral after PTO was denied, gets revenge 6 months later when boss disputes work dates by flooding his phone with spam: 'His role was client facing so he couldn't ignore phone calls'

Employee fired for attending grandfather’s funeral after PTO was denied, gets revenge 6 months later when boss disputes work dates by flooding his phone with spam: 'His role was client facing so he couldn't ignore phone calls'

Exquisitely Extremely Cat: 35+ Feline Funnies to Freshen Up Your Catless Day

Exquisitely Extremely Cat: 35+ Feline Funnies to Freshen Up Your Catless Day

20 Funniest Lol-Worthy Cat Memes of the Week From Your 'I Can Has Cheezburger' Feline Family (August 8, 2025)

20 Funniest Lol-Worthy Cat Memes of the Week From Your 'I Can Has Cheezburger' Feline Family (August 8, 2025)

Boss promises "career growth opportunities" after employee hands in their 2-week notice, boss has all but ignored the employee and their contributions for the 3 years they worked with them: 'Suddenly I'm the most valuable employee they've ever had'

Boss promises "career growth opportunities" after employee hands in their 2-week notice, boss has all but ignored the employee and their contributions for the 3 years they worked with them: 'Suddenly I'm the most valuable employee they've ever had'