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A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

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Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

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Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

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funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes

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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

animals tweets funny lol wholesome uplifting cute aww adorable twitter | Nature Animals @AnimalsWorld Oh be cow with heart on cute cows with heart shaped marks on their bodies

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curious zelda funny tweets lol animals cats cat aww cute animal tweet twitter | Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led another and now squid. 9:08 PM Aug 1, 2020 Twitter Android

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Funny relatable memes | doing things alone vs doing things someone watches perfect brick wall vs building a wonky wall | trying run my dreams Tom the cat with his limbs all twisted around

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Funny random memes and tweets | crossover never knew needed Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove and Bulbasaur from Pokemon | freud.intensifies enjoying night with friends suddenly social meter runs out Demi Lovato

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The good news is my custom face mask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large" above a photo of a guy wearing a ridiculous-looking face mask

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A Twitter thread about a girl discovering surprising truth about her parents | Anya @anyahettich 1d Replying anyahettich So on Monday discussing blood types and this girl trying figure out why her blood type didn't make sense on her Punnett square 27409 O 6,722 Anya @anyahettich 1d She told prof her dad O and her mom but yet she AB 2 27369 5,715 Anya @anyahettich 1d My prof explained s impossible she's confused on blood types or something she even drew out different Punnett squares show her

Twitter Thread: Girl Learns About Blood Types, Family Secret Is Revealed

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A Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern named Steve | Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

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A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test