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People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

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Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client

Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

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Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy

Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

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Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.

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Funny tweet about how corporations' seemingly inspirational quotes about the pandemic are actually disingenuous

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Woman's Twitter thread on real Time Travel Jesus Assassination movie | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster. Q 87 2727 444 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h My husband finds this hilarious have cringed myself back injury which will never recover. 04 109 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h As an adult con

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A collection of times that liars got called out for telling lies online | 4 months ago Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. O Like Share Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

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Funny twitter meme that pairs celebrities and popular characters with the thigh high books of Lalisa Manoban of Blackpink | Jeff Goldblum Let's Talk Man-Thing @Adventurin2Fear Did work? 9:17 PM 4/25/20 Twitter iPhone | Timothee Chalamet becca @laurieslaurence did work 7:43 PM 4/26/20 Twitter iPhone

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Twitter story about a sneaky lizard creating hilarious havoc in a garden | Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred

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Interesting Twitter thread about why people's emotional states are so all over the place during the pandemic | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours. Do feel FLAKEY INCONSISTENT s b/c brain doesn't know news brace next, or next month will hold.

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