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A wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995 gets opened | Dinosaur Dracula Opening wildly corroded can Spider-Man Pasta 1995 thread 1/5 DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO

Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

Declassified CIA documents appear to show Soviet paranormal experimentation | Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk NatSecGeek NEW took four years but just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying Soviet Union's use black magic telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds FOIA

Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full "Stranger Things"

Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?

Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

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Funny memes about the struggles that '90s kids dealt with | Steven @IAmAhjani 2004 recording yo new ringtone off radio and somebody started makin noise | CONNECTING OK passingpleasantries: remember 2006 accidentally hit internet button on flip phone and then had press end 40 times keep parents paying such luxury S passingpleasantries

Twenty Struggles That Kids Today Won't Understand

Funny memes about dad jokes | Dad Has heartattack Dad: Call an ambulance. Son: Uh an ambulance Dad: crying Michael Scott | magnet @arcadeseals terrified random letters therapist are screams therapist: oh see screaming intensifies

18 Corny Dad Memes And Jokes

justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.

Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

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Funny tweets, twitter users as whether americans do all the things they do in movies and television | vera @sleepfordays do americans actually have an obscene amount throw pillows on their beds or is just another lie told us by movies/tv shows

Funny & Confused Tweets About the Way Movies Portray Americans

A USPS worker shares his thoughts on privatizing the postal service | Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipshit3 Okay, l've been with USPS several years now, so here's my big dumb #SaveThePostOffice thread don't know many tweets 's gonna take ramble through my thoughts, so stick with Or don't, whatever. 18:37 4/10/20 Twitter Web App 13.5K Retweets 27K Likes Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipsh 1d v Replying lildipshit3 First things first not taxpayer funded. At all. Sure get government monopolies on certain things

Twitter Thread: USPS Worker's Thoughts On Saving Post Office

Funny Twitter meme about the very distinct sound the plastic lid on a store-bought cake makes | EliteTweetThief The whole world can hear you trying to open this late at night Dak RidicuIousDak I can hear this picture

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kitten cats aww cute sanity tweets twitter love kittens animals baby funny lol | Emergency Kittens @EmrgencyKittens Look at this little potato 4:00 PM Mar 13 2020 Twitter Media Studio tiny kitten snuggling a potato as big as it is

Sanity Break With Emergency Dose Of Kittens

Husband and wife make the most out of lockdown by slaying lipsync performances | Marc 0000 s! @marcusbrig We're okay. We're fine. This is going okay. @rachelparris and I passing the time... ITI

Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs