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Funny tweet that reads, "HOW DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DRESS IN OVER A MONTH"

Seriously WTF

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5

Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

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Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted

Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes

Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

Funny tweets that prove we are the virus, coronavirus, covid-19 | ben wasserman 4/6 @benwassertweet yodel boys are returning their natural habitat. nature is healing are virus yodeling in supermarket | Saint Silk @silk_laurent earth is healing are virus.. crow smoking a cigarette

17 Tweets That Prove We Are The Virus

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Twitter thread on anti-mask league during San Francisco's 1919 Spanish Flu | Tim Mak @timkmak THREAD History doesn't repeat itself, but rhymes thread about Anti-Mask League 1919 not kiddingI went HAM researching this So, starting Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered Spanish Flu pandemic. Initial mask wearing good around 80 percent 2:10 PM Apr 19, 2020 Twitter Web App 3.9K Retweets 6.2K Likes Tim Mak O @timkmak 3h Replying timkmak By November cases were down, and public health officials recommended

Twitter Thread: 1919 Anti-Mask Protests During Spanish Flu

Landlord admits to breaking law to tenant | Joshua Browder @jbrowder1 Horrifying text exchange between landlord and tenant. This landlord's going jail (and getting sued Landlord Today got stimulus, just asking are going pay rent or part rent with any am trying close out books April Wed 4:07 PM

Landlord Breaks The Law, Tells Tenant, Self Destruction Ensues

A wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995 gets opened | Dinosaur Dracula Opening wildly corroded can Spider-Man Pasta 1995 thread 1/5 DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO

Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

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Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

Declassified CIA documents appear to show Soviet paranormal experimentation | Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk NatSecGeek NEW took four years but just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying Soviet Union's use black magic telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds FOIA

Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full "Stranger Things"

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Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?

Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

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Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny memes about the struggles that '90s kids dealt with | Steven @IAmAhjani 2004 recording yo new ringtone off radio and somebody started makin noise | CONNECTING OK passingpleasantries: remember 2006 accidentally hit internet button on flip phone and then had press end 40 times keep parents paying such luxury S passingpleasantries

Twenty Struggles That Kids Today Won't Understand