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Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted

Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

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Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

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17 Tweets That Prove We Are The Virus

Twitter thread on anti-mask league during San Francisco's 1919 Spanish Flu | Tim Mak @timkmak THREAD History doesn't repeat itself, but rhymes thread about Anti-Mask League 1919 not kiddingI went HAM researching this So, starting Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered Spanish Flu pandemic. Initial mask wearing good around 80 percent 2:10 PM Apr 19, 2020 Twitter Web App 3.9K Retweets 6.2K Likes Tim Mak O @timkmak 3h Replying timkmak By November cases were down, and public health officials recommended

Twitter Thread: 1919 Anti-Mask Protests During Spanish Flu

Landlord admits to breaking law to tenant | Joshua Browder @jbrowder1 Horrifying text exchange between landlord and tenant. This landlord's going jail (and getting sued Landlord Today got stimulus, just asking are going pay rent or part rent with any am trying close out books April Wed 4:07 PM

Landlord Breaks The Law, Tells Tenant, Self Destruction Ensues

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Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

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Declassified CIA documents appear to show Soviet paranormal experimentation | Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk NatSecGeek NEW took four years but just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying Soviet Union's use black magic telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds FOIA

Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full "Stranger Things"

Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?

Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

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Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

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Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny memes about the struggles that '90s kids dealt with | Steven @IAmAhjani 2004 recording yo new ringtone off radio and somebody started makin noise | CONNECTING OK passingpleasantries: remember 2006 accidentally hit internet button on flip phone and then had press end 40 times keep parents paying such luxury S passingpleasantries

Twenty Struggles That Kids Today Won't Understand

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Funny memes about dad jokes | Dad Has heartattack Dad: Call an ambulance. Son: Uh an ambulance Dad: crying Michael Scott | magnet @arcadeseals terrified random letters therapist are screams therapist: oh see screaming intensifies

18 Corny Dad Memes And Jokes

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Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

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29 Heartwarming Friday Felines for a Blissful Meowment of Gentleness and Joy

30 Wholesomely Adorable Animals to Gently Guide Your Sanity Through the Work Week

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Employee finds out his anonymous feedback was never anonymous and is being called to have a personal meeting with the manager: 'It turned upside down when my manager called me out in front of the entire team and mocked about the review i gave'

Employee finds out his anonymous feedback was never anonymous and is being called to have a personal meeting with the manager: 'It turned upside down when my manager called me out in front of the entire team and mocked about the review i gave'

25 Wild Animal Memes For Your Feral Friday Fun

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Woman writes 1000 words of poetry for new friend who is struggling, gets upset when she doesn't accept the gift: 'That's how I show love'

Woman writes 1000 words of poetry for new friend who is struggling, gets upset when she doesn't accept the gift: 'That's how I show love'

Call center operator obliged to start 15 minutes before his shift to load the company's archaic software, told to work until 4:00 PM on the dot, he complies, ending a call right at the end of his shift: 'I am following expectations and written directions'

Call center operator obliged to start 15 minutes before his shift to load the company's archaic software, told to work until 4:00 PM on the dot, he complies, ending a call right at the end of his shift: 'I am following expectations and written directions'

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