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Twitter thread shares knowledge on N95 masks | Leora Horwitz @leorahorwitzmd Non medical friends, let's have chat about masks. So bought yourself box N95 masks and think good COVID19. Let tell my hospital makes do EVERY YEAR make sure my N95 mask fits (yes, they come sizes Watch out: long thread ahead!

Twitter Thread Shares Knowledge On N95 Masks

Twitter thread with a story about how strangers come to all be part of same social circle | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER

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Tweet about someone at a therapy session whose parents taught them to not take up any emotional real estate | Sam Reich therapist: so what's troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate and how does that make you feel? fine

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Twitter thread brings back nostalgia of elementary school in the 90s | melina @melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD 9:55 am 3/3/20 Twitter iPhone 102K Retweets 541K Likes. melina @melmadara were these why are they so familiar

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horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard | SYFY WIRE EWWIRE @SYFYWIRE Find out die horror movie by typing horror movie, my character dies and use predictive keyboard text spell out rest.

People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

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Wholesome twitter thread of trans people sharing stories of acceptance and support from people in their lives, happy tweets | Mel Stone @melstonemusic person who handled my transition best my indian takeout guy went pick up my order makeup first time he went hey, good see look great guessing name isn't <deadname> anymore | el sr tiene un novio muy bonito @czthemeans Replying melstonemusic my first visit my grandparents post- coming out my grandma just said so youre grandson ive been hearing so

Wholesome Twitter Thread About The Right Way To Address A Transition

Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

Funny Twitter meme about a doctor telling a woman that her biological clock is ticking; she responds with lyrics to "Tik Tok" by Kesha | zfedraws me when i'm 30 with no kids tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no

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People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist | tweet by Heather Harris Michonski @HHSKIBSU #CreepyThingsThatShouldntExist Photos with Easter Bunny! old vintage photos of crying kids sitting in the laps of people dressed as the easter bunny

Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist

Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at our kitchen counter. Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix He couldn't see but saw him skinny guy, eating our leftovers

Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents

Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is

Eerie Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering Trespasser

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Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media | Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth

Funny tweet that reads, "Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single"

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