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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Funny memes about PhD, graduate students | sailor moon anime Last author My job here is done. First author But didn't do anything. HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES CO | baby yoda and old yoda first year my PhD versus now:

Thirty PhD Memes For The Grad Student Who's Checked The Eff Out

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Funny tweet that reads, "Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore" above a photo of a product called "Mayonster" mayonnaise and monster drink

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Funny thread about reassigning fantasy accents races dungeons and dragons elves halflings | tweet by Dylan @djMalenfant Hello, everyone reassigning fantasy accents. Please adjust accordingly. Dwarves are Boston now. Please leave poor Scots be. They really don't deserve this

Tumblr Thread Reimagines Stereotypical Fantasy Accents

Jeep drives into a Planet Fitness and interrupts people's workouts | tweet by BRI @briilm farewell dumb bells pics of exercise machines in ruins and covered in glass shards and a banged up car stopped in the background

SUV Interrupts People's Workouts At Planet Fitness

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Field geophysicist identifies what kind of rock that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is | Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon FAQ: Is @TheRock igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary d be rude examine his texture, so consider his origin path. He's evolved under immense pressure, dramatically changed yet never shattered, and doesn't explode even provoked. Metamorphic.

Twitter Thread: What Kind Of Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is

Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

Twitter thread about a couple who nearly went bankrupt after their son died because of their insurance company | Michelle DuBarry @DuBarryPie Replying DuBarryPie Have ever had call around find doctor can handle specific insurance situation? Have done days after toddler has died haven't even figured out way talk about husband is injured and urgently needs Rx refill?

Woman's Heartbreaking Story Details Major Problems With Health Insurance Companies

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Funny memes and posts about cringey pyramid schemes | bernie sanders fundraising campaign: girls went high school with who had kid before they turned 20 Works am once again asking five boss babes who want work home | My neck has been KILLING past 3 days. Nothing has helped desperate so tried PanAway youngliving oils. My. Neck. Is. 99% better Thank Crystal! Welp wore off

14+ Pyramid Scheme Memes & Cringeposts

Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

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People describe bad grades that they thought would ruin their lives, but didn't | tweet by Roger @iamtherog Elementary School had straight As all 4 years except Penmanship and missed out on getting President's Educational Award because devastated. Now I don't even know if people learn cursive anymore. pic of a red apple on top of a closed book

Bad Grades People Thought Would Ruin Their Lives

Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish

Fourteen Delicious Cooking Memes For Amateur Chefs

People share bad times to quote movies | tweet by TK @TKthekonseptTK she discovered engagement ring u put her cake too late My precious QuoteAMovieAtABadTime x-ray ring inside a person'd body

Bad Times To Quote Movies

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Funny tweet from a Conor McGregor fan who got cropped out of a photo with him | tweet by erin safran if you're having a bad day just remember @thenotoriousmma cropped me out of our photo

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tweet by joshua 4 congress Tweet about wanting a better life for others via universal healthcare, free college, and paid maternal leave | i don't have kids & probably never will i support universal childcare & paid maternal leave i'm never going back to college i support free college. i don't make min wage i support increasing it above the cost of living. this is called "wanting a better life for people"

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