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People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist | tweet by Heather Harris Michonski @HHSKIBSU #CreepyThingsThatShouldntExist Photos with Easter Bunny! old vintage photos of crying kids sitting in the laps of people dressed as the easter bunny

Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist

Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at our kitchen counter. Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix He couldn't see but saw him skinny guy, eating our leftovers

Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents

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Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is

Eerie Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering Trespasser

Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media | Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth

Funny tweet that reads, "Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single"

True Dat

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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Funny memes about PhD, graduate students | sailor moon anime Last author My job here is done. First author But didn't do anything. HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES CO | baby yoda and old yoda first year my PhD versus now:

Thirty PhD Memes For The Grad Student Who's Checked The Eff Out

Funny tweet that reads, "Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore" above a photo of a product called "Mayonster" mayonnaise and monster drink

Just No

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Funny thread about reassigning fantasy accents races dungeons and dragons elves halflings | tweet by Dylan @djMalenfant Hello, everyone reassigning fantasy accents. Please adjust accordingly. Dwarves are Boston now. Please leave poor Scots be. They really don't deserve this

Tumblr Thread Reimagines Stereotypical Fantasy Accents

Jeep drives into a Planet Fitness and interrupts people's workouts | tweet by BRI @briilm farewell dumb bells pics of exercise machines in ruins and covered in glass shards and a banged up car stopped in the background

SUV Interrupts People's Workouts At Planet Fitness

Field geophysicist identifies what kind of rock that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is | Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon FAQ: Is @TheRock igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary d be rude examine his texture, so consider his origin path. He's evolved under immense pressure, dramatically changed yet never shattered, and doesn't explode even provoked. Metamorphic.

Twitter Thread: What Kind Of Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is

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Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

Twitter thread about a couple who nearly went bankrupt after their son died because of their insurance company | Michelle DuBarry @DuBarryPie Replying DuBarryPie Have ever had call around find doctor can handle specific insurance situation? Have done days after toddler has died haven't even figured out way talk about husband is injured and urgently needs Rx refill?

Woman's Heartbreaking Story Details Major Problems With Health Insurance Companies

Funny memes and posts about cringey pyramid schemes | bernie sanders fundraising campaign: girls went high school with who had kid before they turned 20 Works am once again asking five boss babes who want work home | My neck has been KILLING past 3 days. Nothing has helped desperate so tried PanAway youngliving oils. My. Neck. Is. 99% better Thank Crystal! Welp wore off

14+ Pyramid Scheme Memes & Cringeposts

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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest