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Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

Twitter thread about a couple who nearly went bankrupt after their son died because of their insurance company | Michelle DuBarry @DuBarryPie Replying DuBarryPie Have ever had call around find doctor can handle specific insurance situation? Have done days after toddler has died haven't even figured out way talk about husband is injured and urgently needs Rx refill?

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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

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Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

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People describe bad grades that they thought would ruin their lives, but didn't | tweet by Roger @iamtherog Elementary School had straight As all 4 years except Penmanship and missed out on getting President's Educational Award because devastated. Now I don't even know if people learn cursive anymore. pic of a red apple on top of a closed book

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Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish

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People share bad times to quote movies | tweet by TK @TKthekonseptTK she discovered engagement ring u put her cake too late My precious QuoteAMovieAtABadTime x-ray ring inside a person'd body

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Funny tweet from a Conor McGregor fan who got cropped out of a photo with him | tweet by erin safran if you're having a bad day just remember @thenotoriousmma cropped me out of our photo

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tweet by joshua 4 congress Tweet about wanting a better life for others via universal healthcare, free college, and paid maternal leave | i don't have kids & probably never will i support universal childcare & paid maternal leave i'm never going back to college i support free college. i don't make min wage i support increasing it above the cost of living. this is called "wanting a better life for people"

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People on Twitter describe what marriage is like to them in one word | tweet by tribetraveler @tribetraveler #MarriagelnOneWord Marriage isn't word s more like sentence

Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

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Twitter users share their various breakup stories | blondehound @blondehound #ABreakUpStory He told deserving 14.50/hour because customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't hard Tried explaining emotional labor being nice people who berate things outside control, but he paying 0/hour.

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Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

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